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Where do ghosts go for a swim?

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Answer: They go to the Dead Sea! 🌊👻


Explanation: Ghosts, being supernatural beings, are often associated with the afterlife. The Dead Sea is a fitting destination for them because of its name and reputation for having such a high salt content that nothing can live in its waters. The play on words between "Dead" and "ghosts" adds a humorous twist to the riddle. The use of the ghost emoji further emphasizes the lighthearted and playful nature of the answer.

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Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 6, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 4, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 3, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Khadija (Guest) on January 30, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Majid (Guest) on January 19, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 17, 2020

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 12, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on January 6, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 23, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

George Ndungu (Guest) on December 16, 2019

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Nuru (Guest) on December 13, 2019

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 13, 2019

🤣 This one got me good!

Zulekha (Guest) on December 1, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Rukia (Guest) on November 25, 2019

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Sharifa (Guest) on November 17, 2019

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Maneno (Guest) on November 12, 2019

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 18, 2019

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 14, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 11, 2019

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Warda (Guest) on October 10, 2019

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Monica Lissu (Guest) on October 7, 2019

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Arifa (Guest) on September 29, 2019

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 23, 2019

😂 This is a keeper!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on August 15, 2019

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Rabia (Guest) on August 11, 2019

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on August 7, 2019

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Aziza (Guest) on August 5, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 2, 2019

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Mchawi (Guest) on July 29, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 17, 2019

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Latifa (Guest) on July 16, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Mwanais (Guest) on July 16, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 11, 2019

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Patrick Akech (Guest) on July 10, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Fatuma (Guest) on July 2, 2019

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 2, 2019

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 29, 2019

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Zuhura (Guest) on June 5, 2019

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 1, 2019

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Nashon (Guest) on June 1, 2019

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 31, 2019

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Wande (Guest) on May 30, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 15, 2019

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Victor Malima (Guest) on May 8, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on May 3, 2019

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Baraka (Guest) on May 1, 2019

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Sumaya (Guest) on May 1, 2019

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Zainab (Guest) on April 26, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 17, 2019

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 16, 2019

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Rukia (Guest) on April 13, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 11, 2019

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 6, 2019

😄 Perfect joke!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on April 5, 2019

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Mchuma (Guest) on April 2, 2019

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Nuru (Guest) on March 31, 2019

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Leila (Guest) on March 19, 2019

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on March 17, 2019

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 15, 2019

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Zakaria (Guest) on March 12, 2019

😂 This is too funny!

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