Answer: They go to the moo-vies! 🐮🎥
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "moo" (the sound that cows make) and replaces it with "movies." It adds a fun twist by imagining cows heading out to enjoy a weekend at the cinema. The use of the cow emoji adds a touch of humor and makes the answer even more playful.
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 1, 2020
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Mgeni (Guest) on December 22, 2019
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 10, 2019
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Furaha (Guest) on December 2, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on November 28, 2019
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Shamsa (Guest) on November 22, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 18, 2019
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Athumani (Guest) on November 13, 2019
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 8, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
James Kawawa (Guest) on November 7, 2019
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Farida (Guest) on October 20, 2019
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 28, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Rahim (Guest) on September 23, 2019
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 20, 2019
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Jamal (Guest) on September 10, 2019
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 4, 2019
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Alice Mrema (Guest) on September 2, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
Khatib (Guest) on August 31, 2019
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Nassar (Guest) on August 30, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Nahida (Guest) on August 27, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Jaffar (Guest) on August 24, 2019
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 21, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 12, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 3, 2019
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 12, 2019
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 8, 2019
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
David Sokoine (Guest) on June 27, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 25, 2019
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 9, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Abdillah (Guest) on June 6, 2019
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Omari (Guest) on June 2, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Maimuna (Guest) on May 21, 2019
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Latifa (Guest) on May 18, 2019
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 18, 2019
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 17, 2019
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 15, 2019
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 15, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 11, 2019
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 29, 2019
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 21, 2019
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 6, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Sekela (Guest) on March 23, 2019
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Arifa (Guest) on March 16, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 13, 2019
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 7, 2019
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 27, 2019
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on February 27, 2019
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Leila (Guest) on February 26, 2019
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Aziza (Guest) on February 22, 2019
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 19, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 16, 2019
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Mchawi (Guest) on February 15, 2019
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 15, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 12, 2019
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 11, 2019
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 10, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 6, 2019
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Jabir (Guest) on January 29, 2019
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Saidi (Guest) on January 22, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 17, 2019
😂 This joke just made my day!