Hekima (Guest) on January 30, 2020

Thanks Ackyshine

Francis Mrope (Guest) on January 24, 2020

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Umi (Guest) on January 20, 2020

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 15, 2020

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Salma (Guest) on January 13, 2020

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

John Mwangi (Guest) on January 8, 2020

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Nyota (Guest) on January 8, 2020

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 7, 2020

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Muslima (Guest) on December 22, 2019

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 13, 2019

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 9, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 30, 2019

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on November 25, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 19, 2019

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Zakia (Guest) on November 16, 2019

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 16, 2019

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Nahida (Guest) on November 15, 2019

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 4, 2019

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Ndoto (Guest) on November 2, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 28, 2019

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 23, 2019

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Sharifa (Guest) on October 22, 2019

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Latifa (Guest) on October 21, 2019

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Muslima (Guest) on October 21, 2019

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 16, 2019

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 29, 2019

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 28, 2019

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 27, 2019

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Hashim (Guest) on September 21, 2019

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mwakisu (Guest) on September 13, 2019

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 13, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

John Mwangi (Guest) on September 12, 2019

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Daudi (Guest) on September 11, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Umi (Guest) on September 8, 2019

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 25, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Sarafina (Guest) on August 22, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

George Mallya (Guest) on August 21, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

John Mwangi (Guest) on August 19, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Neema (Guest) on August 16, 2019

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 12, 2019

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 8, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 1, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 19, 2019

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Bahati (Guest) on July 12, 2019

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 4, 2019

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Amani (Guest) on June 27, 2019

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 12, 2019

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 10, 2019

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 10, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Binti (Guest) on June 3, 2019

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Makame (Guest) on May 29, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 27, 2019

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 22, 2019

😆 This one really got me!

Maneno (Guest) on May 20, 2019

😄 You got me!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 16, 2019

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 14, 2019

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 13, 2019

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 2, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Zawadi (Guest) on April 26, 2019

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 26, 2019

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌