Answer: A needle! 🧵
Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! 😄👀
Arifa (Guest) on April 11, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Rehema (Guest) on April 10, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 9, 2020
😃 Instant mood boost!
Halimah (Guest) on April 5, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 5, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 5, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 3, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Kassim (Guest) on March 27, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Khalifa (Guest) on March 26, 2020
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 20, 2020
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
James Mduma (Guest) on March 20, 2020
😁 Added to my favorites!
Mustafa (Guest) on March 16, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Baraka (Guest) on March 8, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Fadhili (Guest) on March 6, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 6, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Biashara (Guest) on March 4, 2020
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Fadhila (Guest) on March 1, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 20, 2020
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 18, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
Yusuf (Guest) on February 14, 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 9, 2020
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
Rukia (Guest) on February 1, 2020
😄 Nailed it!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 30, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Warda (Guest) on January 28, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on January 19, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Chum (Guest) on January 16, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Zulekha (Guest) on December 30, 2019
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Juma (Guest) on December 24, 2019
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 11, 2019
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 8, 2019
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 25, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Issa (Guest) on November 14, 2019
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 13, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Mzee (Guest) on November 2, 2019
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 31, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 28, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
John Lissu (Guest) on October 19, 2019
🤣 This joke is too good!
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 16, 2019
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 14, 2019
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 14, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 13, 2019
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 8, 2019
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 7, 2019
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Husna (Guest) on October 1, 2019
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
Omari (Guest) on September 18, 2019
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 16, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 2, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Furaha (Guest) on August 27, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Raha (Guest) on August 23, 2019
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
George Tenga (Guest) on August 23, 2019
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 3, 2019
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on August 3, 2019
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Abdillah (Guest) on August 1, 2019
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 21, 2019
😄 Perfect joke!
Jabir (Guest) on July 18, 2019
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 14, 2019
😅 I’m still laughing!
Khadija (Guest) on June 26, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Khalifa (Guest) on June 16, 2019
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Nyota (Guest) on June 13, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on June 11, 2019
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴