Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 7, 2020

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 16, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 14, 2020

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Nuru (Guest) on February 14, 2020

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Zubeida (Guest) on February 11, 2020

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Sharifa (Guest) on February 8, 2020

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 1, 2020

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 31, 2020

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 29, 2020

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Amina (Guest) on January 27, 2020

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Abubakar (Guest) on January 27, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on January 15, 2020

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 13, 2020

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

James Kimani (Guest) on January 7, 2020

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Fadhili (Guest) on January 7, 2020

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 5, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 31, 2019

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Halima (Guest) on December 8, 2019

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 3, 2019

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Jamal (Guest) on November 28, 2019

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Shukuru (Guest) on November 27, 2019

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

George Tenga (Guest) on November 23, 2019

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 16, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

George Tenga (Guest) on November 12, 2019

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Aziza (Guest) on November 10, 2019

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 31, 2019

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 13, 2019

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Sumaya (Guest) on September 26, 2019

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Rehema (Guest) on September 24, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Sarafina (Guest) on September 9, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 7, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Mhina (Guest) on September 5, 2019

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 21, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 14, 2019

😂 This is a keeper!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 7, 2019

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 17, 2019

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 17, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on July 16, 2019

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 6, 2019

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 1, 2019

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 28, 2019

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Omari (Guest) on June 20, 2019

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 10, 2019

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Amir (Guest) on June 8, 2019

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Latifa (Guest) on June 4, 2019

😆 Totally hilarious!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 30, 2019

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 30, 2019

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 29, 2019

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 29, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Jaffar (Guest) on May 22, 2019

😆 That punchline!

Tambwe (Guest) on May 7, 2019

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 5, 2019

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 2, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 28, 2019

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

John Malisa (Guest) on April 26, 2019

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 21, 2019

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 21, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Safiya (Guest) on April 2, 2019

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 1, 2019

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Jaffar (Guest) on March 25, 2019

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵