Ocean: "Long time no sea! ๐ So wave hello!"
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun between "sea" and "see" to create a funny greeting from the ocean to the beach. The ocean humorously suggests that it has been a while since they have seen each other, and encourages the beach to greet it with a wave, both in terms of saying hello and the physical motion of waving. The use of the wave emoji adds a cheerful touch and enhances the playful tone of the response.
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Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
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๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
John Kamande (Guest) on December 14, 2019
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
Khalifa (Guest) on December 4, 2019
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 3, 2019
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on November 21, 2019
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Hawa (Guest) on November 19, 2019
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Tambwe (Guest) on November 15, 2019
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Ali (Guest) on November 14, 2019
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 9, 2019
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Peter Otieno (Guest) on November 5, 2019
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on October 26, 2019
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 25, 2019
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on October 25, 2019
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 24, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 18, 2019
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 11, 2019
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 8, 2019
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Chiku (Guest) on October 7, 2019
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Kahina (Guest) on October 4, 2019
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 30, 2019
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Masika (Guest) on September 27, 2019
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
David Musyoka (Guest) on September 21, 2019
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 9, 2019
๐ This just made my day!
Nassor (Guest) on September 9, 2019
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Salma (Guest) on September 2, 2019
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 24, 2019
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Leila (Guest) on August 24, 2019
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 22, 2019
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 20, 2019
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Rubea (Guest) on August 17, 2019
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 2, 2019
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 28, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Nassor (Guest) on July 27, 2019
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Sumaya (Guest) on July 17, 2019
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 5, 2019
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 30, 2019
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Fadhili (Guest) on June 24, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Maida (Guest) on June 21, 2019
My life feels like a test I didnโt study for. ๐๐คฏ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 21, 2019
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 17, 2019
๐ You got me!
Tabu (Guest) on June 16, 2019
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Brian Karanja (Guest) on June 13, 2019
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Sarah Karani (Guest) on June 12, 2019
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 8, 2019
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
Baraka (Guest) on June 8, 2019
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 2, 2019
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 1, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
Hashim (Guest) on May 17, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 12, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 8, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Sarafina (Guest) on May 2, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 1, 2019
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 1, 2019
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 30, 2019
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Yahya (Guest) on April 17, 2019
๐ I needed that laugh!