What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well?

Salima (Guest) on November 20, 2019

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

David Chacha (Guest) on November 20, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Amina (Guest) on November 17, 2019

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Sekela (Guest) on November 14, 2019

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Rubea (Guest) on November 1, 2019

😂 So funny!

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on October 29, 2019

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 25, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Patrick Akech (Guest) on October 17, 2019

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 15, 2019

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 11, 2019

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Tambwe (Guest) on October 9, 2019

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 5, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 5, 2019

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

David Nyerere (Guest) on October 5, 2019

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 1, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Raha (Guest) on September 26, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 22, 2019

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Maimuna (Guest) on September 20, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Faiza (Guest) on September 16, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 14, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Nchi (Guest) on September 10, 2019

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Binti (Guest) on August 30, 2019

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

David Chacha (Guest) on August 22, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Hamida (Guest) on July 24, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Zubeida (Guest) on July 16, 2019

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 15, 2019

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Jamal (Guest) on July 2, 2019

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Rabia (Guest) on June 19, 2019

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Baridi (Guest) on May 24, 2019

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 19, 2019

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 11, 2019

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 6, 2019

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 4, 2019

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Nchi (Guest) on May 4, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 1, 2019

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Rehema (Guest) on April 27, 2019

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Furaha (Guest) on April 3, 2019

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 14, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Chum (Guest) on March 1, 2019

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 28, 2019

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 16, 2019

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Mzee (Guest) on February 9, 2019

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Zakaria (Guest) on February 2, 2019

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Rubea (Guest) on January 18, 2019

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Mwanahawa (Guest) on January 15, 2019

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 2, 2019

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Fadhili (Guest) on January 1, 2019

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Nashon (Guest) on December 31, 2018

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Mgeni (Guest) on December 31, 2018

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Rabia (Guest) on December 28, 2018

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 21, 2018

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 8, 2018

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Rahim (Guest) on December 7, 2018

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 27, 2018

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Victor Kamau (Guest) on November 24, 2018

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Maimuna (Guest) on November 17, 2018

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Salima (Guest) on November 15, 2018

😄 Perfect joke!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 11, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Maida (Guest) on November 4, 2018

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 1, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂