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What did the baker say to his wife?

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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?


Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"


Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿฅ– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 14, 2019

Whatโ€™s a ghostโ€™s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿฅง

Abdillah (Guest) on December 10, 2019

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ๐ŸŒฐ

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 7, 2019

Dear sleep, Iโ€™m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’”

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 30, 2019

Why canโ€™t you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโ€™ll let it go! ๐ŸŽˆโ„๏ธ

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 26, 2019

๐Ÿ˜† Canโ€™t stop laughing!

Rashid (Guest) on November 19, 2019

I love long walks, especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 18, 2019

๐Ÿ˜„ You got me!

Issa (Guest) on November 2, 2019

๐Ÿคฃ This one got me good!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 1, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ–

Biashara (Guest) on October 28, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโ€™t see himself doing it! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿšซ

Mwalimu (Guest) on October 28, 2019

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿฅš

Amir (Guest) on October 25, 2019

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โšก๐Ÿ˜Œ

Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 17, 2019

Why couldnโ€™t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ˜…

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 15, 2019

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ‘‹

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 15, 2019

Whatโ€™s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ–ค

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 7, 2019

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 25, 2019

๐Ÿ˜ Definitely my new go-to joke!

Hekima (Guest) on September 19, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโ€™m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 3, 2019

I donโ€™t need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฌ

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 21, 2019

Iโ€™d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 14, 2019

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿคฃ

Mchuma (Guest) on August 12, 2019

Why donโ€™t lobsters ever share? Theyโ€™re too shellfish! ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 3, 2019

I dusted once. It came back. Iโ€™m not falling for that again. ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ˜†

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 3, 2019

I had my patience tested. Iโ€™m negative. ๐Ÿ˜‚โณ

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 9, 2019

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 9, 2019

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿค’

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 6, 2019

I canโ€™t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโ€™s seven years in a row now. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 22, 2019

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโ€™m not dead. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 19, 2019

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐Ÿโœ‚๏ธ

Maimuna (Guest) on June 19, 2019

Thereโ€™s no 'we' in fries. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿšซ

Omari (Guest) on June 17, 2019

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโ€™t fit them in their trunks! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ฑ

Omari (Guest) on May 26, 2019

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ด

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 16, 2019

This just made my coffee break so much better! โ˜•๐Ÿ˜†

Abdillah (Guest) on May 11, 2019

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โšฝ๐Ÿง 

Hamida (Guest) on May 10, 2019

I donโ€™t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿคค

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 24, 2019

Donโ€™t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 12, 2019

Iโ€™ve got to save this one, too funny! ๐Ÿ˜†

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 11, 2019

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿพ

Fikiri (Guest) on March 25, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโ€™re always catching bugs! ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป

Hawa (Guest) on March 24, 2019

I hate when Iโ€™m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 15, 2019

Iโ€™m not arguing, Iโ€™m just explaining why Iโ€™m right. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 11, 2019

I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโ€™m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ›Œ

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 5, 2019

Why donโ€™t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโ€™re so good at it! ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒณ

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 3, 2019

Iโ€™m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐Ÿง ๐ŸŽง

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 24, 2019

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โšก๐Ÿ˜ด

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 23, 2019

Why donโ€™t skeletons fight each other? They donโ€™t have the guts. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฅ‹

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on February 22, 2019

Whatโ€™s a cowโ€™s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŽฅ

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 19, 2019

Why donโ€™t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐Ÿฆด๐ŸŽ‰

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on February 17, 2019

๐Ÿ˜„ Nailed it!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 8, 2019

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŒ™

Baraka (Guest) on February 7, 2019

This joke is too funny, Iโ€™m sharing it with everyone! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Bahati (Guest) on January 11, 2019

You know youโ€™re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ”ฅ

Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 10, 2019

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ

George Wanjala (Guest) on January 9, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 4, 2019

Classic! Iโ€™m still laughing! ๐Ÿ˜„

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 29, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ฌ

Amir (Guest) on December 25, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ

James Kawawa (Guest) on December 19, 2018

Iโ€™m not clumsy. Itโ€™s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 5, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ˜‚

David Sokoine (Guest) on December 1, 2018

๐Ÿ˜… I had to share this with everyone!

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