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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

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Short Answer: Fry-day! ๐ŸŸ


Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿฅ”

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Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 7, 2019

I havenโ€™t lost my mind. Itโ€™s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐Ÿ’พ๐Ÿคฏ

Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 28, 2019

Whatโ€™s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿข

Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 19, 2019

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐Ÿ˜…

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 15, 2019

Why donโ€™t skeletons fight each other? They donโ€™t have the guts! ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ˜‚

Ahmed (Guest) on August 14, 2019

Why donโ€™t some fish play piano? Because you canโ€™t tuna fish! ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŽน

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on August 10, 2019

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿคฃ

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 6, 2019

Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโ€™re always catching bugs! ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป

Jaffar (Guest) on August 3, 2019

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ™

Mustafa (Guest) on August 2, 2019

What do you call cheese that isnโ€™t yours? Nacho cheese! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿคฃ

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 1, 2019

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฌ

Zakia (Guest) on July 29, 2019

How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ’ป

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 11, 2019

Iโ€™m not arguing, Iโ€™m just explaining why Iโ€™m right. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Husna (Guest) on July 10, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโ€™m not so sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

Khadija (Guest) on July 9, 2019

Iโ€™m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ง

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 8, 2019

I smile because I donโ€™t know whatโ€™s going on. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Rabia (Guest) on July 7, 2019

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚

Kiza (Guest) on July 5, 2019

Why donโ€™t eggs tell jokes? Theyโ€™d crack each other up! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿคฃ

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 4, 2019

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ˜•๐Ÿš”

Zawadi (Guest) on July 1, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฆถ

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 29, 2019

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ธ

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 26, 2019

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โšก๐Ÿ˜ด

Neema (Guest) on June 13, 2019

This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐Ÿ˜

Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 17, 2019

๐Ÿ˜„ Totally didnโ€™t see that coming!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on May 16, 2019

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ

Fatuma (Guest) on May 15, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 13, 2019

This is the kind of joke you donโ€™t forget! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Nyota (Guest) on May 6, 2019

I'm not lazy; Iโ€™m just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Zakaria (Guest) on April 21, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿน

Abdullah (Guest) on April 20, 2019

Iโ€™m definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐Ÿ˜„

Salima (Guest) on April 19, 2019

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

Mohamed (Guest) on April 17, 2019

The road to success is always under construction. ๐Ÿšง๐Ÿ—๏ธ

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on April 14, 2019

Iโ€™m not saying Iโ€™m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคซ

Selemani (Guest) on April 13, 2019

๐Ÿ˜„ Too good!

Salima (Guest) on April 8, 2019

๐Ÿคฃ Iโ€™m literally dying of laughter!

Khamis (Guest) on April 8, 2019

๐Ÿ˜† Laughing so hard right now!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on April 7, 2019

Thanks Ackyshine

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 3, 2019

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐Ÿ˜ด

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 30, 2019

The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ’ผ

Muslima (Guest) on March 28, 2019

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿงป

Omari (Guest) on March 26, 2019

What do you call a boomerang that doesnโ€™t come back? A stick! ๐Ÿชƒ๐ŸŒฟ

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on March 21, 2019

I canโ€™t believe how funny this is! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Zawadi (Guest) on March 15, 2019

Why canโ€™t you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโ€™ll let it go! ๐ŸŽˆโ„๏ธ

Khadija (Guest) on March 11, 2019

Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿค”

Salum (Guest) on March 7, 2019

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 26, 2019

๐Ÿ˜ This made my day!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on February 25, 2019

๐Ÿ˜‚ This is too funny!

Husna (Guest) on February 12, 2019

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโ€ฆ ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธโœ‰๏ธ

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 4, 2019

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿšจ

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 27, 2019

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿงต

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 12, 2019

I donโ€™t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on December 28, 2018

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโ€™s popcorn? ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฟ

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 26, 2018

Whatโ€™s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ–ค

Nassor (Guest) on December 21, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜‚

Mwafirika (Guest) on December 17, 2018

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m still laughing, canโ€™t stop!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 17, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž

Mchuma (Guest) on December 15, 2018

Whatโ€™s a catโ€™s favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ’œ

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 13, 2018

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Halima (Guest) on December 7, 2018

Whatโ€™s a frogโ€™s favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿญ

Violet Mumo (Guest) on November 21, 2018

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 16, 2018

๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m dying!

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