What bird loves construction work?

Mwajuma (Guest) on October 8, 2019

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

John Lissu (Guest) on October 8, 2019

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Sumaya (Guest) on October 1, 2019

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Mjaka (Guest) on September 25, 2019

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 11, 2019

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 9, 2019

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 2, 2019

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 30, 2019

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

David Kawawa (Guest) on August 25, 2019

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 24, 2019

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Ndoto (Guest) on August 22, 2019

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Mzee (Guest) on July 28, 2019

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 27, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Zubeida (Guest) on July 10, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 9, 2019

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 1, 2019

😂 This joke just made my day!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 1, 2019

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

John Lissu (Guest) on June 27, 2019

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 21, 2019

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Zawadi (Guest) on June 16, 2019

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 15, 2019

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on June 2, 2019

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 24, 2019

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Bakari (Guest) on May 17, 2019

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 17, 2019

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Majid (Guest) on May 4, 2019

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 4, 2019

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 4, 2019

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 28, 2019

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on April 20, 2019

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Zulekha (Guest) on April 14, 2019

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 11, 2019

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 9, 2019

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 6, 2019

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Yahya (Guest) on March 31, 2019

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Kassim (Guest) on March 26, 2019

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

George Tenga (Guest) on March 25, 2019

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 25, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Fatuma (Guest) on February 26, 2019

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Jaffar (Guest) on February 19, 2019

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 19, 2019

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 19, 2019

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

David Musyoka (Guest) on February 19, 2019

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 16, 2019

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Kheri (Guest) on February 15, 2019

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Mashaka (Guest) on February 11, 2019

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 5, 2019

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 28, 2019

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 18, 2019

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 4, 2019

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 23, 2018

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Abubakari (Guest) on December 14, 2018

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 13, 2018

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Mohamed (Guest) on November 18, 2018

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Baridi (Guest) on November 3, 2018

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on October 29, 2018

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 13, 2018

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

James Kimani (Guest) on October 1, 2018

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 1, 2018

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 28, 2018

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡