Short Answer: They hit a lot of fowl balls! 🦃⚾️
Explanation: When turkeys play baseball, they tend to hit a lot of fowl balls instead of fair balls! This play on words is amusing because "fowl" refers to both the bird itself (turkey) and an unsuccessful hit in baseball. So, expect a lot of unexpected, turkey-related baseball mishaps when these feathered creatures take the field! 🤣
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 20, 2019
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 19, 2019
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 17, 2019
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Zainab (Guest) on August 17, 2019
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on August 16, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Arifa (Guest) on August 13, 2019
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on August 9, 2019
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 30, 2019
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
John Lissu (Guest) on July 29, 2019
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 24, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Hamida (Guest) on July 16, 2019
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Wande (Guest) on July 10, 2019
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Jabir (Guest) on July 6, 2019
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on July 3, 2019
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Nashon (Guest) on June 30, 2019
😆 This one really got me!
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 27, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Nassor (Guest) on June 25, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on May 22, 2019
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
Hawa (Guest) on May 16, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Kassim (Guest) on May 14, 2019
😄 You got me good!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 14, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Mwajuma (Guest) on May 7, 2019
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
John Kamande (Guest) on April 28, 2019
🤣 Pure genius!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 22, 2019
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Mchuma (Guest) on April 20, 2019
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 20, 2019
😆 That punchline!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 20, 2019
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 19, 2019
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 16, 2019
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 13, 2019
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 10, 2019
😂 Sharing right away!
Faiza (Guest) on April 1, 2019
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Sofia (Guest) on March 18, 2019
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Grace Minja (Guest) on March 9, 2019
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Wande (Guest) on March 8, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on March 6, 2019
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Habiba (Guest) on February 21, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 9, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on February 2, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 2, 2019
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Mgeni (Guest) on February 1, 2019
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 12, 2019
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 10, 2019
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 7, 2019
😆 Saving this one!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 5, 2019
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
Nora Kidata (Guest) on December 30, 2018
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 27, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Kazija (Guest) on December 20, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 5, 2018
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Jabir (Guest) on December 1, 2018
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 22, 2018
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Ndoto (Guest) on November 15, 2018
😅 I’m still laughing!
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 13, 2018
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Nassor (Guest) on November 5, 2018
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Faiza (Guest) on October 27, 2018
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
Furaha (Guest) on October 21, 2018
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Maulid (Guest) on October 19, 2018
😄 Nailed it!
Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 4, 2018
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
George Mallya (Guest) on September 28, 2018
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Abubakar (Guest) on September 28, 2018
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴