Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! 🍦🐻
Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! 🤣
Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 15, 2019
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Maimuna (Guest) on December 13, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 7, 2019
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
Zulekha (Guest) on December 3, 2019
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Baraka (Guest) on November 26, 2019
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 20, 2019
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on November 19, 2019
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on November 18, 2019
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Jaffar (Guest) on November 15, 2019
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Zakia (Guest) on November 7, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 6, 2019
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Baraka (Guest) on November 6, 2019
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Habiba (Guest) on October 4, 2019
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 18, 2019
😆 That punchline!
Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 3, 2019
🤣 This one’s fire!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 3, 2019
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Mgeni (Guest) on September 2, 2019
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Raha (Guest) on September 2, 2019
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 17, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 8, 2019
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 3, 2019
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Ndoto (Guest) on July 28, 2019
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Alice Mrema (Guest) on July 28, 2019
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 25, 2019
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Shabani (Guest) on July 16, 2019
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Mary Njeri (Guest) on July 13, 2019
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Saidi (Guest) on July 11, 2019
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Jamal (Guest) on July 9, 2019
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 8, 2019
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
Zulekha (Guest) on June 27, 2019
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Paul Kamau (Guest) on June 23, 2019
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Mwajabu (Guest) on June 22, 2019
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 22, 2019
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 21, 2019
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
Shani (Guest) on June 10, 2019
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 4, 2019
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 3, 2019
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on June 3, 2019
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 24, 2019
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 23, 2019
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Maida (Guest) on May 22, 2019
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Farida (Guest) on May 19, 2019
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
Khadija (Guest) on May 17, 2019
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Anna Malela (Guest) on May 14, 2019
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 26, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on April 8, 2019
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Mjaka (Guest) on April 8, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 8, 2019
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Josephine (Guest) on April 7, 2019
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 2, 2019
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 24, 2019
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 21, 2019
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 12, 2019
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Hamida (Guest) on February 19, 2019
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 7, 2019
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
Arifa (Guest) on February 4, 2019
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 24, 2019
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Azima (Guest) on January 22, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 22, 2019
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
Mchuma (Guest) on January 22, 2019
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥