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Why didn’t the oven go to college?

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Short answer:
Because it didn't want to be baked into a "smart cookie"! πŸͺπŸ˜‰


Explanation:
This answer plays on the pun of the oven not wanting to become a "smart cookie" by going to college. It suggests that the oven is already "smart" in terms of its functionality, so it doesn't need to pursue higher education. The use of the cookie emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Mwachumu (Guest) on April 13, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! πŸ‘€πŸ‘ƒ

Mary Kendi (Guest) on April 12, 2021

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. πŸ‘œπŸ˜‚

Azima (Guest) on April 11, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 4, 2021

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. πŸ—£οΈπŸ’­

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 3, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πŸͺ‘βœ‹

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 25, 2021

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈβ€οΈ

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 14, 2021

🀣 This joke is too good!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 1, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Mwalimu (Guest) on February 27, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🀣

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 26, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. πŸ™ˆπŸ˜œ

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 21, 2021

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. πŸ‘“πŸ˜œ

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 8, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 6, 2021

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. πŸ“…πŸ”

David Kawawa (Guest) on February 3, 2021

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! πŸ”πŸ₯

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 1, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🀯

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 24, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ₯¬

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 19, 2021

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🀐

Shamim (Guest) on January 15, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 14, 2021

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πŸŒΎπŸ’΅

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 14, 2021

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. πŸ₯—πŸ©

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on January 6, 2021

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 23, 2020

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. πŸžπŸ˜‚

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 23, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πŸ’ΈπŸΉ

Charles Mchome (Guest) on December 2, 2020

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. πŸ•πŸ’¬

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 28, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! πŸŽˆβ„οΈ

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on November 25, 2020

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Ž

Sumaya (Guest) on November 25, 2020

πŸ˜ƒ Mood instantly lifted!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on October 25, 2020

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! πŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ“–

Hekima (Guest) on October 18, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦ͺπŸ’°

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 17, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. β˜•β³

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 16, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. β¬…οΈπŸ§­

Nasra (Guest) on October 13, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. πŸ”πŸ“

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 13, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. πŸ“žπŸ˜Ž

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 3, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. πŸ¦πŸ’Έ

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 27, 2020

This joke just turned my whole mood around! πŸ˜ƒ

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 11, 2020

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŽΆ

Leila (Guest) on September 11, 2020

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! πŸ˜†

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 4, 2020

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. πŸ©³πŸ˜‚

Biashara (Guest) on September 3, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³πŸ˜‚

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 28, 2020

πŸ˜… I’m still laughing!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 27, 2020

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. πŸ“±πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

Mashaka (Guest) on August 25, 2020

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. πŸ§ΉπŸ›Œ

Martin Otieno (Guest) on August 19, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜†

James Malima (Guest) on August 6, 2020

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 29, 2020

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! πŸš¦πŸš—

Kassim (Guest) on July 29, 2020

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ€«

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 26, 2020

🀣 This one’s fire!

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on July 22, 2020

Haha, this joke is a keeper! πŸ“Œ

Sharifa (Guest) on July 12, 2020

πŸ˜„ You got me good!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 7, 2020

🀣 Pure genius!

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 2, 2020

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! πŸŒ½πŸ‘‚

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 27, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. πŸ₯ŠπŸ“…

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 25, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! πŸš€πŸŽ‰

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 23, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. πŸ˜΄πŸ’€

Kiza (Guest) on June 19, 2020

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on June 19, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. πŸ•πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 19, 2020

Life is too short to remove USB safely. πŸ”ŒπŸ’»

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 18, 2020

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚑😌

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 13, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. πŸ₯ŠπŸ“…

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 12, 2020

I don't sweatβ€”I sparkle! βœ¨πŸ˜…

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