Short Answer: Because he was a real "pain in the neck"! 🧛♂️😄
Explanation: Dracula, being a vampire, has a reputation for biting people on the neck and sucking their blood. This play on words suggests that he was a literal "pain in the neck," which made it difficult for him to make friends. The humorous tone and vampire emoji add a lighthearted touch to the explanation.
Abubakari (Guest) on July 19, 2020
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
James Mduma (Guest) on July 11, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 8, 2020
😄 What a joke!
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 5, 2020
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Janet Wambura (Guest) on July 3, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
Chiku (Guest) on June 27, 2020
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Mary Kidata (Guest) on June 14, 2020
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 9, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Mariam (Guest) on June 6, 2020
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 5, 2020
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Nyota (Guest) on May 31, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Halima (Guest) on May 29, 2020
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
George Mallya (Guest) on May 28, 2020
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Hekima (Guest) on May 28, 2020
😆 Saving this one!
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 27, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 24, 2020
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 22, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 19, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 15, 2020
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 11, 2020
😄 Too good!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 30, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Tambwe (Guest) on April 23, 2020
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 22, 2020
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
Shukuru (Guest) on April 21, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Abdullah (Guest) on April 15, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Alice Mrema (Guest) on April 12, 2020
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Maimuna (Guest) on April 12, 2020
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Daudi (Guest) on April 11, 2020
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Hashim (Guest) on April 11, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Khamis (Guest) on April 10, 2020
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 30, 2020
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 30, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Victor Kamau (Guest) on March 26, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 10, 2020
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 29, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on February 28, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Daudi (Guest) on February 23, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Umi (Guest) on February 12, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 5, 2020
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Latifa (Guest) on February 2, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Baraka (Guest) on January 26, 2020
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Zubeida (Guest) on January 12, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Ramadhan (Guest) on January 7, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 6, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
David Sokoine (Guest) on December 23, 2019
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on December 18, 2019
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 13, 2019
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 12, 2019
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 8, 2019
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 3, 2019
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Mchawi (Guest) on November 30, 2019
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 26, 2019
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Arifa (Guest) on November 26, 2019
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 23, 2019
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Jackson Makori (Guest) on November 18, 2019
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Paul Kamau (Guest) on November 16, 2019
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 10, 2019
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 5, 2019
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 4, 2019
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Salma (Guest) on November 3, 2019
😆 This one really got me!