Zubeida (Guest) on December 14, 2020

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 11, 2020

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 9, 2020

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 9, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 13, 2020

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 9, 2020

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 29, 2020

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 25, 2020

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Farida (Guest) on October 23, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Mary Mrope (Guest) on October 1, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Rahma (Guest) on September 26, 2020

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Halima (Guest) on September 21, 2020

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Sarafina (Guest) on September 15, 2020

🤣 Sending this now!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 10, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Husna (Guest) on September 10, 2020

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Sofia (Guest) on September 3, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 22, 2020

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 21, 2020

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 4, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 20, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 10, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Hashim (Guest) on July 3, 2020

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Zawadi (Guest) on July 2, 2020

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 1, 2020

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 1, 2020

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 28, 2020

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Rahim (Guest) on June 27, 2020

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 27, 2020

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Rabia (Guest) on June 17, 2020

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Zubeida (Guest) on June 15, 2020

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Latifa (Guest) on May 31, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 22, 2020

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Selemani (Guest) on May 19, 2020

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 14, 2020

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 12, 2020

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 10, 2020

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Raha (Guest) on May 8, 2020

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Sharifa (Guest) on May 7, 2020

😂 I’m saving this one!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 14, 2020

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 5, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 28, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Kassim (Guest) on March 24, 2020

😄 Too good!

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 14, 2020

😁 This made my day!

Asha (Guest) on March 13, 2020

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Warda (Guest) on March 12, 2020

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 9, 2020

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 4, 2020

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 2, 2020

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Yusra (Guest) on March 2, 2020

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 22, 2020

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Bahati (Guest) on February 15, 2020

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Fatuma (Guest) on February 11, 2020

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 2, 2020

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 21, 2020

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

James Kimani (Guest) on January 20, 2020

😂 Gotta save this!

Salma (Guest) on January 19, 2020

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Rukia (Guest) on January 14, 2020

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Chiku (Guest) on January 8, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Jamila (Guest) on January 7, 2020

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 28, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️