Which school supply is king of the classroom?

Nahida (Guest) on March 11, 2021

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Ahmed (Guest) on February 27, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 23, 2021

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 15, 2021

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 14, 2021

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Robert Okello (Guest) on February 13, 2021

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Maimuna (Guest) on February 6, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 5, 2021

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 19, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 18, 2021

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 10, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on January 9, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 8, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Hawa (Guest) on January 4, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 4, 2021

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Ibrahim (Guest) on January 2, 2021

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 29, 2020

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 16, 2020

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Nuru (Guest) on December 12, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mhina (Guest) on December 11, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 8, 2020

😂 Sharing right away!

Rashid (Guest) on December 5, 2020

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 4, 2020

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Shamsa (Guest) on December 3, 2020

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 1, 2020

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 30, 2020

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 29, 2020

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 28, 2020

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Mariam (Guest) on November 26, 2020

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Amina (Guest) on November 22, 2020

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 21, 2020

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on November 14, 2020

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 8, 2020

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 30, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Zulekha (Guest) on October 27, 2020

😂 I’m dying!

David Musyoka (Guest) on October 26, 2020

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on October 23, 2020

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 21, 2020

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 21, 2020

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Daudi (Guest) on October 14, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 11, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Maulid (Guest) on October 5, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mchuma (Guest) on September 15, 2020

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Latifa (Guest) on September 10, 2020

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Rahma (Guest) on August 15, 2020

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Zainab (Guest) on August 6, 2020

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Salima (Guest) on August 3, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Hawa (Guest) on July 25, 2020

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 24, 2020

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 4, 2020

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 1, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Kahina (Guest) on June 23, 2020

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 20, 2020

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 18, 2020

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 11, 2020

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 3, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 18, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 16, 2020

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

David Chacha (Guest) on May 16, 2020

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Mhina (Guest) on May 13, 2020

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼