Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! 📣🦖⏰
Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! 😄🌴🍗
Daudi (Guest) on August 24, 2020
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Mashaka (Guest) on August 6, 2020
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 28, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
Ali (Guest) on July 25, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Nuru (Guest) on July 24, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 23, 2020
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 18, 2020
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 18, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 15, 2020
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 10, 2020
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 7, 2020
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Bahati (Guest) on July 1, 2020
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 26, 2020
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 24, 2020
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
Habiba (Guest) on June 22, 2020
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Salima (Guest) on June 20, 2020
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Binti (Guest) on June 19, 2020
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 19, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Kiza (Guest) on June 18, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Abdullah (Guest) on June 18, 2020
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 17, 2020
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 13, 2020
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
James Kimani (Guest) on June 10, 2020
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 7, 2020
😂 Sharing right away!
Bahati (Guest) on June 4, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 4, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 13, 2020
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 12, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Hekima (Guest) on May 9, 2020
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Zulekha (Guest) on May 6, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Nyota (Guest) on May 3, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 1, 2020
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Salma (Guest) on April 20, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 8, 2020
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 26, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Kheri (Guest) on March 24, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Nassor (Guest) on March 17, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 16, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Mwanaidi (Guest) on March 15, 2020
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Kheri (Guest) on March 13, 2020
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 9, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 5, 2020
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 20, 2020
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Jabir (Guest) on February 15, 2020
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 13, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
Saidi (Guest) on February 12, 2020
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 11, 2020
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Athumani (Guest) on February 3, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 31, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 10, 2020
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 9, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 8, 2020
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 19, 2019
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 3, 2019
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on November 22, 2019
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 12, 2019
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Mwachumu (Guest) on November 11, 2019
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 8, 2019
😆 Bookmarking this!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 20, 2019
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 20, 2019
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅