Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth?
A: A gummy worm! ๐๐
Explanation: This answer plays with the pun between a "gummy worm" (a type of chewy candy) and a worm without teeth. Normally, worms don't have teeth, but in this case, we imagine a worm that's literally made out of gummy candy. It's a whimsical and light-hearted response that combines the concept of a toothless worm with a tasty treat, leaving us with a smile on our faces.
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 6, 2021
๐ Totally hilarious!
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on March 6, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 27, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 27, 2021
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Zakia (Guest) on February 20, 2021
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 16, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 15, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 15, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on February 14, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ญ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ
Nahida (Guest) on February 8, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 4, 2021
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
Rabia (Guest) on February 2, 2021
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 1, 2021
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 30, 2021
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Abdullah (Guest) on January 24, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 23, 2021
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Bahati (Guest) on January 21, 2021
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Maimuna (Guest) on January 18, 2021
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 5, 2021
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Selemani (Guest) on January 4, 2021
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
Jamal (Guest) on December 25, 2020
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Husna (Guest) on December 22, 2020
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Mwajabu (Guest) on December 20, 2020
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
Jabir (Guest) on December 17, 2020
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Halima (Guest) on December 13, 2020
๐ This just made my day!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 8, 2020
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 7, 2020
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 29, 2020
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 16, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐ธ๐น
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 15, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐คข๐ค
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 9, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Grace Minja (Guest) on November 6, 2020
๐ This one really got me!
Sumaya (Guest) on November 3, 2020
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Kahina (Guest) on November 2, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Baridi (Guest) on October 30, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Samuel Were (Guest) on October 24, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Mwafirika (Guest) on October 23, 2020
๐ Perfect joke!
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 11, 2020
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Kiza (Guest) on October 4, 2020
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on October 1, 2020
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 28, 2020
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Rahim (Guest) on September 25, 2020
Iโm still laughing, that was too good! ๐คฃ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 7, 2020
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 2, 2020
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 29, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Mwajabu (Guest) on August 27, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 17, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Neema (Guest) on August 14, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Sarafina (Guest) on August 13, 2020
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Ramadhan (Guest) on August 13, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 11, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 4, 2020
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Irene Makena (Guest) on July 26, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
John Kamande (Guest) on July 21, 2020
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 17, 2020
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
Amina (Guest) on July 16, 2020
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
Zubeida (Guest) on July 13, 2020
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
George Mallya (Guest) on June 21, 2020
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Sumaya (Guest) on June 10, 2020
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Hawa (Guest) on June 7, 2020
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด