Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentineโs Day?
A: "I love you a TON! ๐โค๏ธ"
Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on December 14, 2020
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on December 11, 2020
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 1, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Maulid (Guest) on November 13, 2020
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on November 7, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 5, 2020
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Maida (Guest) on October 27, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on October 23, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Rashid (Guest) on October 21, 2020
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Yusuf (Guest) on October 18, 2020
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Khatib (Guest) on October 12, 2020
I love sleep because itโs like a time machine to breakfast. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on October 9, 2020
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 20, 2020
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
Mohamed (Guest) on September 5, 2020
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐ ๐
Sultan (Guest) on September 1, 2020
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Amir (Guest) on August 26, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 17, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 11, 2020
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Salma (Guest) on August 3, 2020
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 29, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
George Mallya (Guest) on July 18, 2020
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
Rahim (Guest) on July 14, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Ramadhan (Guest) on July 11, 2020
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Ibrahim (Guest) on July 8, 2020
๐ This is too funny!
Shamim (Guest) on July 3, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Anna Malela (Guest) on June 30, 2020
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Azima (Guest) on June 18, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 26, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Faiza (Guest) on May 25, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Habiba (Guest) on May 20, 2020
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 10, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Yusra (Guest) on May 9, 2020
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
Furaha (Guest) on May 8, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Baridi (Guest) on May 4, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
Kahina (Guest) on April 29, 2020
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐ก๐งผ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 21, 2020
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 18, 2020
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Hamida (Guest) on April 12, 2020
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Issack (Guest) on April 9, 2020
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! ๐๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 9, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Sharifa (Guest) on April 6, 2020
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 23, 2020
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Nahida (Guest) on March 21, 2020
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 15, 2020
๐ So funny!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 9, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 6, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. ๐ฉณ๐
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 29, 2020
๐ Too good!
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on February 24, 2020
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on February 23, 2020
๐ Nailed it!
Zuhura (Guest) on February 22, 2020
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 19, 2020
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 10, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 26, 2020
Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 24, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Abdillah (Guest) on January 20, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 18, 2020
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Mazrui (Guest) on January 17, 2020
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Baridi (Guest) on January 7, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 31, 2019
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 21, 2019
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช