What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! 🥕🥕
Explanation:
The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? 🥕😄
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 22, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Mchawi (Guest) on July 3, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Fatuma (Guest) on June 26, 2020
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Jamal (Guest) on June 24, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 20, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Khadija (Guest) on June 13, 2020
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Yusuf (Guest) on June 10, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 7, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Mtumwa (Guest) on June 3, 2020
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Zakia (Guest) on May 13, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 10, 2020
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 9, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 9, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Shamsa (Guest) on May 6, 2020
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 2, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Mashaka (Guest) on April 30, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 29, 2020
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 26, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 8, 2020
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Rukia (Guest) on March 29, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 20, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
John Lissu (Guest) on March 19, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Masika (Guest) on March 7, 2020
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 21, 2020
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 15, 2020
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 14, 2020
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
Farida (Guest) on February 10, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Ramadhan (Guest) on January 17, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Neema (Guest) on January 16, 2020
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 15, 2020
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Hamida (Guest) on January 8, 2020
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 29, 2019
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 26, 2019
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 18, 2019
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 13, 2019
😂 I’m saving this one!
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 9, 2019
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 29, 2019
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Fadhila (Guest) on November 12, 2019
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 12, 2019
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 10, 2019
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Abdillah (Guest) on October 31, 2019
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 20, 2019
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 18, 2019
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Majid (Guest) on October 15, 2019
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Robert Okello (Guest) on October 2, 2019
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
Rabia (Guest) on September 24, 2019
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
John Lissu (Guest) on September 24, 2019
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 20, 2019
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
Zawadi (Guest) on September 18, 2019
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 16, 2019
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 12, 2019
😁 Added to my favorites!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 10, 2019
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 4, 2019
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
Khalifa (Guest) on August 26, 2019
😂 I need to save this one forever!
Baridi (Guest) on August 25, 2019
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Majid (Guest) on August 22, 2019
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 19, 2019
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
Rubea (Guest) on August 17, 2019
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Rashid (Guest) on July 30, 2019
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 29, 2019
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡