Short Answer: "Why the long face? Quack me up, clown!" π¦π€‘
Explanation: In this funny response, the duck notices that the clown seems sad or down, and tries to cheer them up by making a joke about their long face. The duck also playfully asks the clown to "quack" them up, which means to make them laugh. The combination of a duck and clown in this lighthearted interaction brings a sense of humor to the conversation. The π¦ and π€‘ emojis further emphasize the playful nature of the exchange.
Jamal (Guest) on April 6, 2021
This joke deserves an award! π
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 2, 2021
I had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 2, 2021
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 18, 2021
Iβm on a whiskey diet. Iβve lost three days already. π₯π
James Kawawa (Guest) on March 17, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
Jabir (Guest) on March 10, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Furaha (Guest) on March 6, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Zakia (Guest) on March 2, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 12, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 2, 2021
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Ann Awino (Guest) on January 28, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 10, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Majid (Guest) on December 23, 2020
π Iβm still cracking up!
James Malima (Guest) on December 15, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
Sekela (Guest) on November 27, 2020
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Halimah (Guest) on November 25, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 24, 2020
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 19, 2020
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 12, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 2, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
Hassan (Guest) on October 31, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
John Lissu (Guest) on October 22, 2020
I donβt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ππ€€
Mhina (Guest) on October 22, 2020
π€£ Sending this now!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on October 17, 2020
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 5, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 2, 2020
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Mgeni (Guest) on September 22, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 19, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on September 19, 2020
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
Kiza (Guest) on September 14, 2020
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 8, 2020
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 28, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Salima (Guest) on August 24, 2020
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on August 23, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 12, 2020
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Chum (Guest) on August 10, 2020
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on August 8, 2020
If Cinderellaβs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? π π€
Salima (Guest) on July 20, 2020
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 19, 2020
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Kassim (Guest) on July 17, 2020
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
Aziza (Guest) on July 17, 2020
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 13, 2020
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 8, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. βπββοΈ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on July 5, 2020
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Zawadi (Guest) on June 28, 2020
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 25, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Mgeni (Guest) on June 23, 2020
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Shamim (Guest) on June 21, 2020
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Nuru (Guest) on June 19, 2020
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 12, 2020
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! π β½
Issa (Guest) on June 6, 2020
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Aziza (Guest) on June 3, 2020
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 31, 2020
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 28, 2020
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Abdillah (Guest) on May 25, 2020
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 9, 2020
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 8, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Zulekha (Guest) on May 7, 2020
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 30, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Baraka (Guest) on April 27, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π