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How do you catch a polar bear?

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Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! 🍦🐻


Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! 🀣

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Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 15, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! πŸ€§πŸ’ƒ

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜†

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 6, 2020

πŸ˜‚ Can’t wait to share this!

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What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? πŸšœπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 30, 2020

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄

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I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. πŸ˜πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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I can resist anything except temptation. πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜…

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! πŸš²πŸ˜…

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 21, 2020

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 20, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 19, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Zuhura (Guest) on October 14, 2020

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πŸšͺπŸ˜†

George Mallya (Guest) on October 4, 2020

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŽΆ

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Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦ͺπŸ’°

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I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. πŸ™„πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ

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I put the 'pro' in procrastination. πŸ†πŸ˜΄

Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 17, 2020

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! πŸ˜‚

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Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! πŸ§¦β›³

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I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. πŸ₯ƒβ˜•

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. πŸ’„πŸ˜œ

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Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. πŸ”‘πŸ§Š

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If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πŸ‹πŸ‘οΈ

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I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜‚

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If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

John Kamande (Guest) on July 23, 2020

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 4, 2020

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. πŸ¦‹πŸ΄

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What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! πŸ“šπŸ’

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? πŸ›ŒπŸ’€

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How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌πŸͺ

Husna (Guest) on June 7, 2020

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 3, 2020

πŸ˜„ What a joke!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 2, 2020

🀣 Sharing this right now!

Faiza (Guest) on May 25, 2020

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 20, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. β°πŸ˜‚

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I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

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I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€”πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 6, 2020

πŸ˜„ You got me good!

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What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎢🧻

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 24, 2020

🀣 This joke is just too good!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 3, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. πŸ•πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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Life is too short to remove USB safely. πŸ”ŒπŸ’»

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If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. πŸš—πŸ’΅

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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! πŸ‘πŸ¦˜

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Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷πŸ₯‹

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! πŸš¦πŸš—

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The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. πŸ”πŸ΄

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Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! πŸ”πŸ₯š

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πŸ˜† Still cracking up!

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πŸ˜ƒ Instant mood boost!

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Coffee: because adulting is hard. πŸ˜©β˜•

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I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🀣

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I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. πŸ§β€β™‚οΈπŸ”

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How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

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What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! πŸ”Ίβšͺ

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