Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! π¦π»
Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! π€£
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 15, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 12, 2020
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 6, 2020
π Canβt wait to share this!
Furaha (Guest) on December 4, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 30, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ππ΄
David Nyerere (Guest) on November 25, 2020
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 10, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 23, 2020
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on October 21, 2020
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 20, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 19, 2020
Love this! Keep them coming! π
Zuhura (Guest) on October 14, 2020
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
George Mallya (Guest) on October 4, 2020
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 22, 2020
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 21, 2020
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 18, 2020
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 17, 2020
This joke is too funny, Iβm sharing it with everyone! π
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 14, 2020
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 4, 2020
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
Sharifa (Guest) on August 31, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 29, 2020
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Daudi (Guest) on August 14, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 10, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. πποΈ
Khalifa (Guest) on August 8, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
Rahma (Guest) on July 26, 2020
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
John Kamande (Guest) on July 23, 2020
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 4, 2020
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
Baraka (Guest) on June 20, 2020
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Athumani (Guest) on June 12, 2020
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 12, 2020
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Husna (Guest) on June 7, 2020
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 3, 2020
π What a joke!
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 2, 2020
π€£ Sharing this right now!
Faiza (Guest) on May 25, 2020
π This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 20, 2020
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 16, 2020
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Shamim (Guest) on May 15, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 11, 2020
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 6, 2020
π You got me good!
Juma (Guest) on May 2, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! πΆπ§»
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on April 24, 2020
π€£ This joke is just too good!
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 3, 2020
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 2, 2020
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 26, 2020
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 23, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Mwalimu (Guest) on March 22, 2020
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Samuel Were (Guest) on March 14, 2020
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 25, 2020
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 20, 2020
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
Diana Mallya (Guest) on February 20, 2020
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
Warda (Guest) on February 5, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
Abdillah (Guest) on February 5, 2020
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Hassan (Guest) on January 31, 2020
π Still cracking up!
James Mduma (Guest) on January 29, 2020
π Instant mood boost!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 28, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
Azima (Guest) on January 26, 2020
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Shabani (Guest) on January 23, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Fadhili (Guest) on January 10, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on January 5, 2020
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Issack (Guest) on December 23, 2019
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ