Short Answer: Because it was horsing around too much! ๐ด๐
Explanation: The pony got detention because it couldn't resist its mischievous nature and kept horsing around, probably galloping in the hallways or causing commotion in class. It just couldn't resist the temptation to have some playful fun! But alas, even our adorable pony friend needs to learn the importance of good behavior. So, detention it is! ๐๐พ๐
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 17, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Binti (Guest) on December 15, 2021
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 5, 2021
๐ I needed that!
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 1, 2021
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ โโ๏ธ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 11, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Mwajabu (Guest) on November 11, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on November 3, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 2, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 30, 2021
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
James Malima (Guest) on October 28, 2021
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Mwajabu (Guest) on October 25, 2021
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Shani (Guest) on October 23, 2021
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
Nasra (Guest) on October 13, 2021
๐ This is pure brilliance!
Chiku (Guest) on October 8, 2021
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Josephine (Guest) on September 27, 2021
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
Sofia (Guest) on September 23, 2021
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Kahina (Guest) on September 9, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 22, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 19, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 17, 2021
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Issa (Guest) on August 12, 2021
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
John Malisa (Guest) on August 12, 2021
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 3, 2021
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Rukia (Guest) on July 29, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Josephine (Guest) on July 21, 2021
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
James Mduma (Guest) on July 15, 2021
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Ahmed (Guest) on July 12, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Fatuma (Guest) on July 7, 2021
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 6, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 3, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
David Chacha (Guest) on June 25, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Jamal (Guest) on June 14, 2021
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 10, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Yusra (Guest) on May 31, 2021
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Azima (Guest) on May 28, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Mzee (Guest) on May 6, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on May 4, 2021
I like long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Mwakisu (Guest) on April 10, 2021
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 23, 2021
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Fadhila (Guest) on March 21, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Mwachumu (Guest) on March 6, 2021
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 21, 2021
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 21, 2021
๐ Too good!
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 16, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Kijakazi (Guest) on February 13, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 13, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Amina (Guest) on February 10, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 3, 2021
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Khadija (Guest) on January 23, 2021
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on January 15, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 14, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 11, 2021
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
Shabani (Guest) on January 11, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Rukia (Guest) on December 27, 2020
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 22, 2020
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
Nchi (Guest) on December 21, 2020
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 19, 2020
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Omari (Guest) on December 14, 2020
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 6, 2020
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
Zawadi (Guest) on December 1, 2020
๐ Iโm still cracking up!