Short Answer: Because it wanted to catch the bookworm burglars! 📚🐛👮♂️
Explanation: The book decided to join the police force because it had heard that there were mischievous bookworm burglars on the loose! It couldn't bear the thought of its fellow books being devoured by these notorious worms, so it bravely took up the badge and vowed to protect its literary companions. With a sense of duty and a dash of humor, this book-turned-officer set out on a mission to catch those wily bookworms and bring them to justice. 📖💪🚓
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 14, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 30, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 30, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Rabia (Guest) on August 26, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 25, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Mhina (Guest) on August 24, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Mwanais (Guest) on August 24, 2021
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 23, 2021
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
Amani (Guest) on August 12, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Kheri (Guest) on August 1, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 28, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Safiya (Guest) on July 24, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
George Ndungu (Guest) on July 23, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Nasra (Guest) on July 23, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 6, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Abdullah (Guest) on June 21, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Masika (Guest) on June 13, 2021
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on June 11, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 8, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on June 4, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Joy Wacera (Guest) on May 28, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 21, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 20, 2021
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 18, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 18, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Mwanahawa (Guest) on April 30, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Mohamed (Guest) on April 27, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 18, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Omar (Guest) on April 2, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
David Sokoine (Guest) on March 27, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
George Tenga (Guest) on March 26, 2021
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Zuhura (Guest) on March 21, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Binti (Guest) on February 22, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Mwafirika (Guest) on February 20, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Issack (Guest) on February 6, 2021
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
Zakia (Guest) on February 1, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 29, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Halimah (Guest) on January 27, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 27, 2020
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on December 23, 2020
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Ann Awino (Guest) on December 17, 2020
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Yusra (Guest) on December 14, 2020
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
Sekela (Guest) on December 6, 2020
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 5, 2020
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Arifa (Guest) on December 4, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
Kahina (Guest) on November 20, 2020
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 10, 2020
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on October 29, 2020
😄 Perfect joke!
Khatib (Guest) on October 29, 2020
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
Frank Macha (Guest) on October 22, 2020
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Asha (Guest) on October 21, 2020
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 21, 2020
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Nahida (Guest) on October 2, 2020
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 29, 2020
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
James Kawawa (Guest) on September 25, 2020
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
John Lissu (Guest) on September 22, 2020
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Zubeida (Guest) on September 20, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Kijakazi (Guest) on September 9, 2020
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on September 5, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 27, 2020
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡