The best dance partner for monsters is "Boogie-monster!" 🕺💃
Explanation: The boogie-monster is the ultimate dancing expert of the monster world! With its funky moves and groovy vibes, it can make any dance floor come alive. So, if you ever need a partner to bust a move with, look no further than the boogie-monster! 🎉🎶
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 11, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Jaffar (Guest) on November 23, 2021
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
Ali (Guest) on November 19, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Maneno (Guest) on November 12, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on October 31, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Amir (Guest) on October 24, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 17, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 4, 2021
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Latifa (Guest) on September 29, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 26, 2021
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
Rubea (Guest) on September 26, 2021
😅 I needed that laugh!
Nasra (Guest) on September 24, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Mazrui (Guest) on September 21, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Mgeni (Guest) on September 20, 2021
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
Tambwe (Guest) on September 17, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Biashara (Guest) on September 6, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Mustafa (Guest) on September 3, 2021
😄 Perfect joke!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 29, 2021
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Habiba (Guest) on August 23, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Henry Mollel (Guest) on August 18, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Abubakari (Guest) on August 17, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 30, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Rahim (Guest) on July 30, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 29, 2021
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on July 24, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 18, 2021
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Abdullah (Guest) on July 16, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Linda Karimi (Guest) on July 13, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 8, 2021
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
Habiba (Guest) on July 5, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Wande (Guest) on July 4, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on June 28, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 20, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Omar (Guest) on June 19, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 4, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Mgeni (Guest) on May 17, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
Janet Sumari (Guest) on May 12, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Sofia (Guest) on May 10, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Mwagonda (Guest) on May 3, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 30, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Rahma (Guest) on April 16, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Majid (Guest) on April 13, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Hamida (Guest) on April 10, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Bakari (Guest) on April 8, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Shabani (Guest) on April 2, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 28, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 27, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
Rubea (Guest) on March 19, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
Juma (Guest) on March 14, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Shamsa (Guest) on March 10, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 24, 2021
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 8, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
David Sokoine (Guest) on January 24, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Mary Kidata (Guest) on January 16, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
George Ndungu (Guest) on January 15, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 15, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Shukuru (Guest) on December 23, 2020
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 18, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Nassor (Guest) on December 16, 2020
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on December 6, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧