Where do ghosts go for a swim?

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 12, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

James Malima (Guest) on October 9, 2021

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 5, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 4, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Farida (Guest) on September 25, 2021

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 25, 2021

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Leila (Guest) on September 21, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Kazija (Guest) on September 16, 2021

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

James Kimani (Guest) on September 9, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 5, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 4, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Arifa (Guest) on August 28, 2021

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on August 24, 2021

🤣 Pure genius!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 14, 2021

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 22, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 14, 2021

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Abubakar (Guest) on July 12, 2021

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 7, 2021

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 4, 2021

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Sekela (Guest) on June 26, 2021

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 26, 2021

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 23, 2021

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 22, 2021

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 21, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 20, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 17, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on June 14, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 12, 2021

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 10, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 8, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 3, 2021

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 24, 2021

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 21, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 18, 2021

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 14, 2021

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Mgeni (Guest) on May 9, 2021

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Khalifa (Guest) on May 7, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

James Mduma (Guest) on May 2, 2021

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 9, 2021

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 5, 2021

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 3, 2021

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Raha (Guest) on March 20, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 19, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 14, 2021

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 11, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 4, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 23, 2021

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Rehema (Guest) on February 22, 2021

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 18, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 10, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Hashim (Guest) on February 8, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Kheri (Guest) on February 5, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Zainab (Guest) on January 30, 2021

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Abdullah (Guest) on January 30, 2021

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 28, 2021

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on January 4, 2021

😁 Added to my favorites!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 31, 2020

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 29, 2020

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

George Tenga (Guest) on December 24, 2020

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Bakari (Guest) on December 24, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎