The king kept his army in his sleeve! 🤭👑
Explanation: This answer plays on the idea of a king having an army, which is typically associated with a large area like a castle or barracks. However, the unexpected twist is that the king kept his army in his sleeve, implying that they were incredibly tiny. This adds a humorous element to the riddle, as it's amusing to imagine a whole army fitting inside a sleeve. The emoji adds an extra touch of cheerfulness to the overall tone.
Mzee (Guest) on October 16, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 12, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 8, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Omar (Guest) on October 4, 2021
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Grace Minja (Guest) on September 5, 2021
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 24, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Zakaria (Guest) on August 21, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
Rubea (Guest) on August 19, 2021
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 13, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Chiku (Guest) on August 8, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
Amir (Guest) on August 7, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 1, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Mwagonda (Guest) on July 31, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 27, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 21, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Khadija (Guest) on July 20, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Abdillah (Guest) on July 7, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 5, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 30, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
Baridi (Guest) on June 29, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 22, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Sultan (Guest) on June 7, 2021
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 6, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
David Ochieng (Guest) on May 28, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
David Chacha (Guest) on May 24, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Farida (Guest) on May 23, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 16, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 16, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Ndoto (Guest) on May 14, 2021
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Robert Okello (Guest) on May 4, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 26, 2021
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Chum (Guest) on April 19, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 14, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Josephine (Guest) on April 10, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Ann Awino (Guest) on April 5, 2021
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 4, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
Muslima (Guest) on March 27, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Bahati (Guest) on March 18, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 17, 2021
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
Selemani (Guest) on March 13, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Faiza (Guest) on March 13, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 6, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
Fikiri (Guest) on March 1, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Amina (Guest) on February 23, 2021
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
Shamim (Guest) on February 17, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Hashim (Guest) on February 16, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Fatuma (Guest) on February 10, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
David Nyerere (Guest) on February 9, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 9, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 2, 2021
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Khalifa (Guest) on January 26, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 25, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 22, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Anna Malela (Guest) on January 19, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
Rubea (Guest) on January 9, 2021
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 29, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 23, 2020
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Mwinyi (Guest) on November 30, 2020
🤣 Pure genius!
Mariam (Guest) on November 20, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Kassim (Guest) on November 19, 2020
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️