Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on January 20, 2022

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

James Mduma (Guest) on January 12, 2022

😅 I needed that laugh!

Sultan (Guest) on January 8, 2022

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Nassar (Guest) on January 8, 2022

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on January 7, 2022

😆 Saving this one!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on December 24, 2021

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Khadija (Guest) on December 23, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

John Kamande (Guest) on December 13, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on December 11, 2021

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 10, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Yusra (Guest) on December 6, 2021

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on November 29, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 20, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 11, 2021

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Halimah (Guest) on November 7, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on October 31, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 21, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 10, 2021

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Saidi (Guest) on September 23, 2021

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 22, 2021

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 13, 2021

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Raha (Guest) on September 11, 2021

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 10, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Khatib (Guest) on September 4, 2021

😂 So funny!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 27, 2021

😄 Too good!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 11, 2021

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 11, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Rahma (Guest) on July 26, 2021

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Shamsa (Guest) on July 23, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 16, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Kassim (Guest) on July 14, 2021

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Faiza (Guest) on June 30, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 24, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 23, 2021

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Zakaria (Guest) on June 11, 2021

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Safiya (Guest) on June 11, 2021

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Nassor (Guest) on June 8, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 2, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mchuma (Guest) on May 23, 2021

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 22, 2021

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 18, 2021

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Mariam (Guest) on May 9, 2021

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 9, 2021

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 7, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 5, 2021

😂 This is a keeper!

George Mallya (Guest) on May 2, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Rehema (Guest) on April 30, 2021

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Amani (Guest) on April 28, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Ali (Guest) on April 25, 2021

😆 Totally hilarious!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 11, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on April 7, 2021

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 6, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 3, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Maulid (Guest) on April 2, 2021

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Furaha (Guest) on March 4, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 24, 2021

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 21, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on February 21, 2021

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Jabir (Guest) on February 16, 2021

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 6, 2021

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆