Question: What's a frog's favorite game?
Answer: Croak-et! 🐸⛳️
Explanation: A play on words, combining the word "croak" (the sound a frog makes) with the game of "croquet." The answer suggests that frogs love playing a fun version of croquet called "Croak-et," where they can show off their hopping skills on the golf course. The use of the frog emoji adds to the humor and charm of the answer.
David Kawawa (Guest) on January 3, 2022
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Omar (Guest) on December 31, 2021
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Chris Okello (Guest) on December 29, 2021
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David Kawawa (Guest) on December 29, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on December 24, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Nyota (Guest) on December 24, 2021
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Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 24, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 10, 2021
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Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 8, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Rabia (Guest) on December 8, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on December 3, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 3, 2021
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Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 2, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 30, 2021
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Rehema (Guest) on November 25, 2021
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Anna Malela (Guest) on November 9, 2021
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Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 3, 2021
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Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 1, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
Maida (Guest) on November 1, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Majid (Guest) on October 31, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 30, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Omari (Guest) on October 29, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 23, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on October 20, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
Mwachumu (Guest) on October 15, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 1, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Josephine (Guest) on September 15, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Kiza (Guest) on September 10, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
David Ochieng (Guest) on September 8, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
James Malima (Guest) on September 2, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 2, 2021
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Faiza (Guest) on August 31, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 23, 2021
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Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 20, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
Mwakisu (Guest) on August 16, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 11, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 5, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 24, 2021
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George Mallya (Guest) on July 21, 2021
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Arifa (Guest) on July 11, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Salima (Guest) on July 10, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
Zubeida (Guest) on July 10, 2021
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Nashon (Guest) on July 9, 2021
😄 Nailed it!
Majid (Guest) on July 5, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Joy Wacera (Guest) on July 4, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on June 30, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 16, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Mohamed (Guest) on June 15, 2021
😄 What a joke!
Omar (Guest) on June 14, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 12, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 9, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 2, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
John Malisa (Guest) on May 22, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Nyota (Guest) on May 8, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
Rahim (Guest) on May 2, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
Sarafina (Guest) on April 30, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 21, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Sultan (Guest) on April 7, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Nashon (Guest) on April 4, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 3, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹