Short answer: A Shampoodle! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
Explanation: A Shampoodle is a play on words between "shampoo" and "poodle." Poodles are known for their fancy hairstyles and their love for grooming. So, it's no surprise that a Shampoodle, a fictional dog breed, would absolutely adore going to the groomer! ๐ฟ๐
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Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 4, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Mhina (Guest) on June 27, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
Habiba (Guest) on June 26, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Zainab (Guest) on June 26, 2021
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
David Kawawa (Guest) on June 18, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 2, 2021
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 1, 2021
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 20, 2021
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 13, 2021
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 12, 2021
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 28, 2021
๐ Gotta save this!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 9, 2021
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
Asha (Guest) on April 7, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 6, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 28, 2021
Why donโt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ฝ๐
Kiza (Guest) on March 26, 2021
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on March 13, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 13, 2021
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Habiba (Guest) on March 12, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 4, 2021
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Chum (Guest) on February 25, 2021
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 26, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Asha (Guest) on December 22, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
Fadhila (Guest) on December 19, 2020
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 11, 2020
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Safiya (Guest) on December 5, 2020
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on December 5, 2020
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on December 1, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on November 7, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 26, 2020
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Yusra (Guest) on October 22, 2020
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 11, 2020
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 5, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
James Kawawa (Guest) on October 1, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on September 27, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Maneno (Guest) on September 21, 2020
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 19, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Ahmed (Guest) on September 9, 2020
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
James Malima (Guest) on September 5, 2020
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 3, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 26, 2020
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Nashon (Guest) on August 25, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 16, 2020
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Hamida (Guest) on August 16, 2020
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 15, 2020
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 15, 2020
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Nyota (Guest) on August 13, 2020
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Rahim (Guest) on August 8, 2020
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Leila (Guest) on August 7, 2020
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
Maimuna (Guest) on August 3, 2020
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Leila (Guest) on August 3, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 1, 2020
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Mtumwa (Guest) on July 26, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 23, 2020
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 16, 2020
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Jamila (Guest) on July 15, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on June 14, 2020
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
Fikiri (Guest) on June 3, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐