What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter?

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 6, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Fadhila (Guest) on December 5, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 4, 2021

😂 So funny!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 1, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Hamida (Guest) on November 30, 2021

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 22, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 19, 2021

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Zakaria (Guest) on November 16, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 15, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Halima (Guest) on November 12, 2021

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 22, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mzee (Guest) on October 20, 2021

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 20, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 3, 2021

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 1, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 30, 2021

😂 This is too funny!

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 25, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 22, 2021

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 8, 2021

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 6, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Bakari (Guest) on September 4, 2021

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 2, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 1, 2021

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Farida (Guest) on August 26, 2021

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 16, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Shamim (Guest) on August 12, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 31, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Makame (Guest) on July 30, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 25, 2021

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 21, 2021

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 20, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 6, 2021

🤣 Pure genius!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 27, 2021

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 24, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Chum (Guest) on June 6, 2021

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 5, 2021

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 23, 2021

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 16, 2021

😄 Nailed it!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 15, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 6, 2021

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 3, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Mariam (Guest) on April 27, 2021

😄 You got me!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 26, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Rubea (Guest) on April 14, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 13, 2021

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Robert Okello (Guest) on April 8, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Husna (Guest) on April 7, 2021

😆 I’m dying over here!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 23, 2021

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Nassar (Guest) on March 22, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Halima (Guest) on March 7, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Amir (Guest) on March 7, 2021

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 23, 2021

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Husna (Guest) on February 22, 2021

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Latifa (Guest) on February 20, 2021

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Juma (Guest) on February 19, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 15, 2021

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 13, 2021

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Raha (Guest) on February 11, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

James Mduma (Guest) on February 6, 2021

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 6, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆