Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 6, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Fadhila (Guest) on December 5, 2021

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 4, 2021

😂 So funny!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 1, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Hamida (Guest) on November 30, 2021

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 22, 2021

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 19, 2021

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Zakaria (Guest) on November 16, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 15, 2021

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Halima (Guest) on November 12, 2021

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on October 22, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mzee (Guest) on October 20, 2021

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on October 20, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 3, 2021

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 1, 2021

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on September 30, 2021

😂 This is too funny!

Ramadhan (Guest) on September 25, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 22, 2021

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 8, 2021

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 6, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Bakari (Guest) on September 4, 2021

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 2, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on September 1, 2021

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Farida (Guest) on August 26, 2021

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 16, 2021

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Shamim (Guest) on August 12, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 31, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Makame (Guest) on July 30, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 25, 2021

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 21, 2021

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 20, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 6, 2021

🤣 Pure genius!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 27, 2021

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 24, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Chum (Guest) on June 6, 2021

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 5, 2021

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 23, 2021

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 16, 2021

😄 Nailed it!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on May 15, 2021

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 6, 2021

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 3, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Mariam (Guest) on April 27, 2021

😄 You got me!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on April 26, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Rubea (Guest) on April 14, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 13, 2021

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Robert Okello (Guest) on April 8, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Husna (Guest) on April 7, 2021

😆 I’m dying over here!

Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 23, 2021

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Nassar (Guest) on March 22, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Halima (Guest) on March 7, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Amir (Guest) on March 7, 2021

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Kevin Maina (Guest) on February 23, 2021

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Husna (Guest) on February 22, 2021

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Latifa (Guest) on February 20, 2021

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Juma (Guest) on February 19, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 15, 2021

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 13, 2021

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Raha (Guest) on February 11, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

James Mduma (Guest) on February 6, 2021

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 6, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆