What lights up a stadium?

Safiya (Guest) on October 3, 2021

😁 This is gold!

Fatuma (Guest) on September 19, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 17, 2021

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Kahina (Guest) on September 14, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on September 9, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 9, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Mohamed (Guest) on September 9, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Maimuna (Guest) on September 3, 2021

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 18, 2021

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Zulekha (Guest) on August 10, 2021

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Nashon (Guest) on August 2, 2021

😂 This joke just made my day!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 21, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on July 18, 2021

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Husna (Guest) on July 13, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 5, 2021

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Makame (Guest) on June 29, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 28, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 27, 2021

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Yusra (Guest) on June 24, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 1, 2021

🤣 Pure genius!

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 1, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 30, 2021

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 21, 2021

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 20, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on May 5, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on May 2, 2021

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Daudi (Guest) on April 25, 2021

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Zainab (Guest) on April 25, 2021

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 18, 2021

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 16, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 6, 2021

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Mwafirika (Guest) on March 22, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Hashim (Guest) on March 22, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 11, 2021

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 11, 2021

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Nchi (Guest) on March 9, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 7, 2021

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Mtumwa (Guest) on March 7, 2021

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Sekela (Guest) on March 5, 2021

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Maimuna (Guest) on February 27, 2021

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 26, 2021

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 10, 2021

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Shabani (Guest) on February 4, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 16, 2021

😂 Can't stop laughing!

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 16, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 13, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 2, 2021

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 1, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 12, 2020

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Furaha (Guest) on December 7, 2020

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Sharifa (Guest) on December 3, 2020

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 28, 2020

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 24, 2020

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 17, 2020

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Yusuf (Guest) on November 7, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 27, 2020

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 19, 2020

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 16, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Zakia (Guest) on October 3, 2020

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 2, 2020

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