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What do you give a sick lemon?

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Answer: Lemon-ade! ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿฅค


Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ˜„

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Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 11, 2021

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ•บ

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 28, 2021

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m literally in stitches right now!

Rahim (Guest) on November 25, 2021

You know youโ€™re an adult when you get excited about things like โ€˜cleaning supplies.โ€™ ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ›’

David Chacha (Guest) on November 22, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ“š

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 21, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜†

Sofia (Guest) on November 21, 2021

I donโ€™t know how to act my age because Iโ€™ve never been this age before. ๐Ÿค”๐ŸŽ‚

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on November 17, 2021

Whatโ€™s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ–ค

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on November 4, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐Ÿ˜†

Henry Mollel (Guest) on October 31, 2021

Why donโ€™t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐Ÿฆด๐ŸŽ‰

Jamal (Guest) on October 30, 2021

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite letter? You think itโ€™s R, but it be the C! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 20, 2021

๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m seriously crying over here!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on October 16, 2021

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ฌ

Latifa (Guest) on September 30, 2021

๐Ÿ˜† This one really got me!

Jaffar (Guest) on September 27, 2021

I smile because I donโ€™t know whatโ€™s going on. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Jabir (Guest) on September 24, 2021

I love sarcasm. Itโ€™s like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ’ฌ

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 13, 2021

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ›๏ธ

Farida (Guest) on September 11, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโ€™t add up! โž•๐Ÿคจ

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 8, 2021

๐Ÿคฃ Didnโ€™t see that coming!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on August 20, 2021

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™€๏ธโค๏ธ

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 17, 2021

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ’

Ann Wambui (Guest) on August 15, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŽ‰

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 8, 2021

๐Ÿคฃ Brilliant joke!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on August 2, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿช

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 20, 2021

I canโ€™t adult today. Please donโ€™t make me adult. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Fadhili (Guest) on June 30, 2021

Why donโ€™t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโ€™re so good at it! ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒณ

Chiku (Guest) on June 25, 2021

What do you call a can opener that doesnโ€™t work? A canโ€™t opener! ๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿšซ

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 17, 2021

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ด

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 30, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! โ˜•๐Ÿ˜†

Francis Mrope (Guest) on May 26, 2021

๐Ÿ˜… Iโ€™m still chuckling at this!

Issa (Guest) on May 10, 2021

I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐Ÿ˜…

Husna (Guest) on May 8, 2021

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost 15 days. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ”

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 5, 2021

I donโ€™t need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฌ

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on May 2, 2021

Why donโ€™t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ŸŽฑ๐Ÿ’ฐ

Faiza (Guest) on April 28, 2021

๐Ÿ˜† Canโ€™t stop laughing!

Chum (Guest) on April 25, 2021

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโ€™t fit them in their trunks! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“ฑ

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 24, 2021

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐Ÿปโ€โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ 

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 19, 2021

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ˜‚

Mwanais (Guest) on April 18, 2021

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m dying over here!

Khalifa (Guest) on April 15, 2021

๐Ÿ˜‚ This joke just made my day!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 11, 2021

I donโ€™t suffer from insanityโ€”I enjoy every minute of it. ๐Ÿคชโณ

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 11, 2021

Iโ€™m writing a book. Iโ€™ve got the page numbers done. ๐Ÿ“šโœ๏ธ

Mchawi (Guest) on April 3, 2021

I hate when Iโ€™m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 27, 2021

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 16, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 15, 2021

This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐Ÿ˜

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 13, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 12, 2021

๐Ÿคฃ Sharing this right now!

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 7, 2021

If you canโ€™t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฏ

Khamis (Guest) on March 1, 2021

Classic! Iโ€™m still laughing! ๐Ÿ˜„

Nassor (Guest) on February 10, 2021

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Ndoto (Guest) on February 3, 2021

๐Ÿ˜‚ Canโ€™t wait to share this!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 31, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโ€™d be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ต

Selemani (Guest) on January 27, 2021

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ฌ

Saidi (Guest) on January 18, 2021

Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐Ÿ†

Hamida (Guest) on January 4, 2021

๐Ÿคฃ Didnโ€™t see it coming!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 4, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿน

George Mallya (Guest) on January 1, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ–

Chiku (Guest) on December 24, 2020

Sarcasm is my love language. ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ˜

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 23, 2020

If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“…

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 15, 2020

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐Ÿฑโ›ฐ๏ธ

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