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What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! 🧛‍♂️🧄🍆


Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! 😄🌙

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