What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts! 🐦❤️
Explanation: This answer plays with the word "sweethearts" and replaces it with "tweet-hearts," combining the idea of birds (tweeting) with love. It adds a touch of humor and cuteness to the concept of two birds being in love. The bird emoji helps to emphasize the playful nature of the answer.
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 30, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Selemani (Guest) on September 21, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 16, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 9, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 7, 2022
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 27, 2022
🤣 This one got me good!
Kheri (Guest) on August 16, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 15, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 13, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 9, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 9, 2022
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Farida (Guest) on August 6, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
Amani (Guest) on July 15, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 11, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Mary Mrope (Guest) on July 4, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Halima (Guest) on June 8, 2022
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
John Mwangi (Guest) on May 29, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 28, 2022
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 27, 2022
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 25, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Charles Mchome (Guest) on May 23, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Issa (Guest) on May 11, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 1, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on May 1, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 28, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 25, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 14, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 11, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Rukia (Guest) on April 9, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Issa (Guest) on March 6, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 3, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Sultan (Guest) on February 16, 2022
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 16, 2022
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 16, 2022
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
Masika (Guest) on February 14, 2022
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Mwinyi (Guest) on February 7, 2022
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Farida (Guest) on February 6, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Sumaya (Guest) on February 1, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Shani (Guest) on January 26, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 20, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
James Malima (Guest) on January 8, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 8, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 4, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Athumani (Guest) on January 3, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
Arifa (Guest) on December 18, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 18, 2021
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
Zubeida (Guest) on December 8, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
Raha (Guest) on December 5, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
Henry Mollel (Guest) on December 4, 2021
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Kahina (Guest) on November 21, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Saidi (Guest) on November 20, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Mwafirika (Guest) on November 20, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 19, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
John Malisa (Guest) on November 17, 2021
😃 Instant mood boost!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 13, 2021
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 4, 2021
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 30, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Ahmed (Guest) on October 29, 2021
😆 Bookmarking this!
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on October 22, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 12, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️