What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Khalifa (Guest) on September 7, 2021

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on September 6, 2021

😄 You got me good!

Maneno (Guest) on September 1, 2021

Thanks Ackyshine

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on August 30, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 2, 2021

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on July 29, 2021

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on July 27, 2021

😅 I needed that!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 21, 2021

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Athumani (Guest) on July 17, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 8, 2021

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Kassim (Guest) on June 7, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 3, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on May 29, 2021

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 26, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Issack (Guest) on May 7, 2021

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Salma (Guest) on April 14, 2021

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Rahma (Guest) on April 7, 2021

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

David Nyerere (Guest) on April 6, 2021

😂 This joke just made my day!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 6, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 4, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 3, 2021

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 31, 2021

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 28, 2021

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on March 28, 2021

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 27, 2021

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on March 26, 2021

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Rehema (Guest) on March 20, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 18, 2021

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Shamim (Guest) on March 10, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on February 23, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 19, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 5, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 2, 2021

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on January 30, 2021

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 17, 2021

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 5, 2021

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Neema (Guest) on December 24, 2020

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Bahati (Guest) on December 23, 2020

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 21, 2020

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 19, 2020

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 19, 2020

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Robert Okello (Guest) on December 17, 2020

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 15, 2020

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on December 7, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Raha (Guest) on November 30, 2020

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 30, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 26, 2020

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Umi (Guest) on November 21, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Amir (Guest) on November 7, 2020

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Nasra (Guest) on November 6, 2020

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Rubea (Guest) on November 2, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Grace Mligo (Guest) on October 28, 2020

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 26, 2020

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 25, 2020

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Amani (Guest) on October 21, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

David Nyerere (Guest) on October 18, 2020

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Rahim (Guest) on October 18, 2020

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Jaffar (Guest) on October 7, 2020

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Daudi (Guest) on October 1, 2020

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 23, 2020

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂