What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A peelin' heel! 🍌👠
Explanation:
This answer plays on the words "peelin'" (as in peeling a banana) and "heel" (the back part of a shoe). By combining the two, we create the funny term "peelin' heel" to describe a shoe made from a banana. The use of the banana emoji adds a playful touch to the humor.
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