What do witches order at hotels?

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 9, 2021

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Khamis (Guest) on October 31, 2021

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Mohamed (Guest) on October 21, 2021

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 17, 2021

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Mazrui (Guest) on October 16, 2021

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Amani (Guest) on October 15, 2021

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 14, 2021

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 10, 2021

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Sultan (Guest) on September 29, 2021

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Abdillah (Guest) on September 28, 2021

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 20, 2021

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Khalifa (Guest) on September 17, 2021

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 16, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 14, 2021

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Farida (Guest) on August 24, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on August 22, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Kazija (Guest) on August 19, 2021

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 17, 2021

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Habiba (Guest) on August 17, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Faiza (Guest) on August 5, 2021

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 3, 2021

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

George Wanjala (Guest) on July 28, 2021

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Sarafina (Guest) on July 8, 2021

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Fadhili (Guest) on July 3, 2021

😄 You got me!

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on June 30, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Mary Njeri (Guest) on June 27, 2021

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Nahida (Guest) on June 19, 2021

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 18, 2021

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 17, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Kassim (Guest) on June 15, 2021

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Issa (Guest) on June 15, 2021

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 12, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 1, 2021

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 27, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on May 27, 2021

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on May 27, 2021

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 12, 2021

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on May 7, 2021

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 26, 2021

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Nyota (Guest) on April 22, 2021

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 19, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

John Lissu (Guest) on April 18, 2021

😃 Instant mood boost!

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 18, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 16, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 10, 2021

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 31, 2021

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Saidi (Guest) on March 29, 2021

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Sumaya (Guest) on March 26, 2021

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 23, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 21, 2021

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Jafari (Guest) on March 20, 2021

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 16, 2021

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 11, 2021

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Tabu (Guest) on March 4, 2021

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Sofia (Guest) on February 20, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on February 17, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 3, 2021

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Selemani (Guest) on January 25, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 25, 2021

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 15, 2021

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊