What dies but never lives? A battery! 🔋
Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! 😄🔋
Husna (Guest) on August 2, 2021
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 1, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
Salum (Guest) on July 26, 2021
😁 Added to my favorites!
Shabani (Guest) on July 16, 2021
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Ahmed (Guest) on July 10, 2021
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Abdillah (Guest) on July 9, 2021
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on July 2, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Bakari (Guest) on June 29, 2021
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 25, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on June 24, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
Jamal (Guest) on June 17, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
Issack (Guest) on June 9, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Jafari (Guest) on June 8, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
David Nyerere (Guest) on June 8, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
Nasra (Guest) on June 7, 2021
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 7, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 4, 2021
😄 What a joke!
Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 28, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 27, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on May 25, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Abubakari (Guest) on May 24, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Zakaria (Guest) on May 19, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Nuru (Guest) on May 19, 2021
😂 So funny!
Salima (Guest) on May 15, 2021
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 12, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 9, 2021
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Khamis (Guest) on May 3, 2021
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 27, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 16, 2021
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 15, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 9, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on March 28, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on March 28, 2021
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 27, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Josephine (Guest) on March 24, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on March 13, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Umi (Guest) on March 12, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 10, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 3, 2021
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 31, 2021
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 26, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Tambwe (Guest) on January 22, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Joy Wacera (Guest) on January 18, 2021
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
Azima (Guest) on January 15, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Mazrui (Guest) on January 13, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Kahina (Guest) on December 28, 2020
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 27, 2020
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 26, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Zakia (Guest) on December 25, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Francis Mrope (Guest) on December 23, 2020
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 20, 2020
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 20, 2020
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Anna Malela (Guest) on November 6, 2020
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Daniel Obura (Guest) on October 9, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
Shamim (Guest) on October 1, 2020
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 28, 2020
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Anna Malela (Guest) on September 26, 2020
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Hassan (Guest) on September 11, 2020
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 3, 2020
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
George Ndungu (Guest) on August 28, 2020
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰