Short Answer: Because he was a real "pain in the neck"! 🧛♂️😄
Explanation: Dracula, being a vampire, has a reputation for biting people on the neck and sucking their blood. This play on words suggests that he was a literal "pain in the neck," which made it difficult for him to make friends. The humorous tone and vampire emoji add a lighthearted touch to the explanation.
Jamal (Guest) on July 5, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Mchuma (Guest) on July 5, 2022
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Issa (Guest) on July 3, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
Kijakazi (Guest) on June 6, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
Nahida (Guest) on May 23, 2022
😅 I needed that!
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 19, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on May 8, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on April 29, 2022
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
Mariam (Guest) on April 18, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on April 17, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Fadhila (Guest) on April 14, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Selemani (Guest) on April 10, 2022
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Maimuna (Guest) on April 8, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
Sofia (Guest) on April 2, 2022
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Abdillah (Guest) on March 29, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
Mazrui (Guest) on March 27, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Rehema (Guest) on March 21, 2022
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
John Lissu (Guest) on March 21, 2022
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 20, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
David Nyerere (Guest) on March 19, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 13, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 5, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 25, 2022
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Mwanajuma (Guest) on February 16, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 15, 2022
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 7, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 6, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 1, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 26, 2022
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Chiku (Guest) on January 20, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
James Malima (Guest) on January 15, 2022
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Zuhura (Guest) on December 23, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
John Mushi (Guest) on December 18, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Mary Mrope (Guest) on November 27, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 26, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
Rahim (Guest) on November 24, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 24, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 18, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
Irene Makena (Guest) on November 14, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on November 8, 2021
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Majid (Guest) on November 6, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 3, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on November 2, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Amina (Guest) on November 2, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Zubeida (Guest) on November 1, 2021
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Yahya (Guest) on October 23, 2021
😄 You got me!
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 17, 2021
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Rahma (Guest) on October 14, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Jabir (Guest) on October 2, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Kahina (Guest) on September 27, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Mgeni (Guest) on September 13, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 6, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 2, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 31, 2021
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
Muslima (Guest) on August 27, 2021
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on August 26, 2021
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 23, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Mazrui (Guest) on August 20, 2021
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Jane Muthui (Guest) on August 19, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 14, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐