Why did the elephant cross the road?

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 29, 2022

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Omari (Guest) on December 22, 2022

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 21, 2022

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on December 18, 2022

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 14, 2022

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 6, 2022

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Omar (Guest) on December 4, 2022

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Nchi (Guest) on December 4, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Charles Wafula (Guest) on December 3, 2022

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Zulekha (Guest) on November 26, 2022

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Warda (Guest) on November 26, 2022

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 24, 2022

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Jaffar (Guest) on November 15, 2022

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 6, 2022

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Juma (Guest) on November 2, 2022

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 26, 2022

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 23, 2022

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Leila (Guest) on October 22, 2022

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 19, 2022

😁 This is gold!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 18, 2022

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Mzee (Guest) on October 17, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on October 4, 2022

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 18, 2022

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

John Mushi (Guest) on September 16, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Bakari (Guest) on September 4, 2022

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on September 3, 2022

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on August 31, 2022

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Victor Kamau (Guest) on August 31, 2022

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 24, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 20, 2022

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 9, 2022

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Kahina (Guest) on August 4, 2022

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Nashon (Guest) on August 1, 2022

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Hekima (Guest) on July 26, 2022

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 25, 2022

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Binti (Guest) on July 21, 2022

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

James Kimani (Guest) on July 18, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 17, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Amir (Guest) on July 13, 2022

😄 Nailed it!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on July 13, 2022

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on July 10, 2022

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Rukia (Guest) on July 4, 2022

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 26, 2022

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Hashim (Guest) on June 20, 2022

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Kassim (Guest) on June 15, 2022

😆 Saving this one!

Fatuma (Guest) on June 15, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 31, 2022

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on May 30, 2022

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on May 27, 2022

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 27, 2022

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 9, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Daniel Obura (Guest) on May 4, 2022

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on April 29, 2022

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Abubakar (Guest) on April 23, 2022

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 23, 2022

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

David Chacha (Guest) on March 20, 2022

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 19, 2022

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 17, 2022

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 1, 2022

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Shabani (Guest) on February 27, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅