Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 25, 2022

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Rabia (Guest) on June 23, 2022

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on June 13, 2022

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 5, 2022

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 3, 2022

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 29, 2022

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 28, 2022

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mwanais (Guest) on May 28, 2022

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 21, 2022

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 20, 2022

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 20, 2022

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

George Mallya (Guest) on May 18, 2022

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on May 7, 2022

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Mwajuma (Guest) on May 5, 2022

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Wande (Guest) on May 5, 2022

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Hamida (Guest) on April 25, 2022

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Kiza (Guest) on April 23, 2022

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

David Chacha (Guest) on April 23, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Husna (Guest) on April 20, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 16, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Asha (Guest) on April 14, 2022

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 13, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 10, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

John Lissu (Guest) on April 5, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Muslima (Guest) on March 29, 2022

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on March 23, 2022

😁 This made my day!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 16, 2022

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Khatib (Guest) on March 15, 2022

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Anna Sumari (Guest) on March 14, 2022

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 13, 2022

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Zakia (Guest) on March 8, 2022

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Nyota (Guest) on March 2, 2022

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Francis Mrope (Guest) on February 26, 2022

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Shani (Guest) on February 9, 2022

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Omar (Guest) on February 4, 2022

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 2, 2022

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 31, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 28, 2022

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 17, 2022

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 7, 2022

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Fikiri (Guest) on January 4, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Mwanaidi (Guest) on December 29, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Latifa (Guest) on December 21, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Makame (Guest) on December 16, 2021

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Mwachumu (Guest) on December 13, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Khadija (Guest) on December 10, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Shabani (Guest) on December 9, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 9, 2021

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 6, 2021

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 1, 2021

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Mazrui (Guest) on November 16, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 13, 2021

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Issa (Guest) on November 11, 2021

🤣 This one got me good!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 7, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 28, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Ali (Guest) on October 23, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 23, 2021

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 12, 2021

😂 Sharing right away!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on October 11, 2021

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Abubakari (Guest) on October 6, 2021

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔