Short Answer: A pair of pants! 🩳😄
Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! 🙃
Mazrui (Guest) on October 31, 2022
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 28, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
John Lissu (Guest) on October 22, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Biashara (Guest) on October 17, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 22, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
John Lissu (Guest) on September 14, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 8, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Mariam (Guest) on September 3, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
George Tenga (Guest) on September 3, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
Maneno (Guest) on August 30, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
David Sokoine (Guest) on August 29, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Khamis (Guest) on August 26, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 25, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 25, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 16, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Zawadi (Guest) on August 12, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 11, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Mwafirika (Guest) on August 9, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 8, 2022
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
Rehema (Guest) on August 6, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 6, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
Sharifa (Guest) on August 1, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 10, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 3, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Fadhila (Guest) on June 28, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 27, 2022
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 26, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Mwanahawa (Guest) on June 22, 2022
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 22, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
Rabia (Guest) on June 22, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on June 16, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Nassor (Guest) on June 13, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Jafari (Guest) on May 25, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Mgeni (Guest) on May 17, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
Biashara (Guest) on May 13, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 9, 2022
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Shabani (Guest) on May 5, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 29, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Wande (Guest) on April 25, 2022
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 24, 2022
😁 This just made my day!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 20, 2022
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Shabani (Guest) on April 19, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on April 4, 2022
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 31, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
Khadija (Guest) on March 30, 2022
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Ahmed (Guest) on March 27, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 14, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Mhina (Guest) on March 13, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
Ali (Guest) on March 10, 2022
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on March 9, 2022
😅 I needed that!
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 1, 2022
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
Athumani (Guest) on February 20, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 18, 2022
😁 This is gold!
Hamida (Guest) on February 12, 2022
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Khatib (Guest) on February 2, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Victor Kamau (Guest) on January 29, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 28, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 28, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 27, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Hekima (Guest) on January 8, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂