James Mduma (Guest) on November 22, 2022

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Maida (Guest) on November 12, 2022

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 6, 2022

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Jafari (Guest) on September 19, 2022

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 12, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 12, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 6, 2022

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 3, 2022

😁 This just made my day!

Nasra (Guest) on August 24, 2022

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Mchawi (Guest) on August 15, 2022

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Mwajuma (Guest) on August 1, 2022

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Tambwe (Guest) on July 30, 2022

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 27, 2022

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 13, 2022

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 2, 2022

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 2, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Tabu (Guest) on June 29, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Kazija (Guest) on June 17, 2022

😆 That punchline was epic!

Kijakazi (Guest) on June 11, 2022

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 31, 2022

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Amani (Guest) on May 28, 2022

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

David Sokoine (Guest) on May 28, 2022

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 26, 2022

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mzee (Guest) on May 19, 2022

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Jafari (Guest) on May 11, 2022

😄 You got me!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 30, 2022

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Jafari (Guest) on April 30, 2022

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Shamsa (Guest) on April 24, 2022

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on April 20, 2022

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on April 14, 2022

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 3, 2022

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 19, 2022

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 17, 2022

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Hashim (Guest) on March 14, 2022

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 12, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 16, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Mariam (Guest) on February 12, 2022

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 7, 2022

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Hassan (Guest) on January 29, 2022

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 13, 2022

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Yusra (Guest) on January 13, 2022

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 30, 2021

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Asha (Guest) on December 27, 2021

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on December 25, 2021

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 24, 2021

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 20, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 18, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Fatuma (Guest) on December 12, 2021

😂 Sharing right away!

Asha (Guest) on December 10, 2021

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Masika (Guest) on December 3, 2021

😅 I needed that!

Selemani (Guest) on November 24, 2021

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Kiza (Guest) on October 22, 2021

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Chiku (Guest) on October 1, 2021

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Sharifa (Guest) on September 26, 2021

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Rubea (Guest) on September 20, 2021

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 14, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Linda Karimi (Guest) on September 11, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Zakia (Guest) on September 11, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

John Lissu (Guest) on August 18, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 15, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊