What do you call two birds in love?

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 16, 2023

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on September 11, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Jamal (Guest) on September 10, 2023

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Biashara (Guest) on September 3, 2023

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 30, 2023

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on August 27, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 25, 2023

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 23, 2023

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 19, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Ann Awino (Guest) on August 14, 2023

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Jafari (Guest) on August 13, 2023

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 7, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Fatuma (Guest) on August 4, 2023

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 4, 2023

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Chiku (Guest) on August 3, 2023

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Ndoto (Guest) on July 17, 2023

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on July 7, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 3, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Wande (Guest) on July 2, 2023

🤣 This one’s fire!

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 15, 2023

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 20, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Yusra (Guest) on May 20, 2023

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 16, 2023

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Ahmed (Guest) on May 10, 2023

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 10, 2023

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 30, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Khamis (Guest) on April 30, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 16, 2023

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

John Lissu (Guest) on April 16, 2023

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 9, 2023

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on April 4, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 28, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on March 11, 2023

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 28, 2023

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Jaffar (Guest) on February 28, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Chiku (Guest) on February 23, 2023

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on February 22, 2023

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 21, 2023

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 21, 2023

😂 Gotta save this!

Selemani (Guest) on February 15, 2023

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on February 10, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Mchawi (Guest) on January 30, 2023

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 18, 2023

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 14, 2023

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on January 13, 2023

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Sumaya (Guest) on December 17, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 13, 2022

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on December 12, 2022

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Leila (Guest) on December 3, 2022

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Mazrui (Guest) on November 22, 2022

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 21, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on November 15, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Yusra (Guest) on November 14, 2022

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Kiza (Guest) on November 11, 2022

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on November 9, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 7, 2022

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 30, 2022

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 17, 2022

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Shabani (Guest) on October 8, 2022

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 3, 2022

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼