What do you call a fish with no eye?
"Fsh!" 🐠😄
Explanation: A fish with no eye would be called "Fsh" because it sounds like "fish" but without the "i" for eye. This play on words adds a humorous twist, making it a fun and light-hearted response. The fish emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation to the answer.
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 20, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on May 15, 2022
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
Hamida (Guest) on May 2, 2022
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Fadhila (Guest) on May 2, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 29, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Anna Mchome (Guest) on April 22, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Zakaria (Guest) on April 5, 2022
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 2, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 30, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Francis Njeru (Guest) on March 7, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
Shukuru (Guest) on March 5, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 24, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 6, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 5, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Majid (Guest) on February 5, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 27, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
Kassim (Guest) on January 25, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
David Chacha (Guest) on January 23, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 16, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Jamal (Guest) on January 10, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 2, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Brian Karanja (Guest) on December 30, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Mgeni (Guest) on December 25, 2021
😂 So funny!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 21, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 19, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 9, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 4, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 4, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 26, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 25, 2021
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
George Tenga (Guest) on November 20, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 19, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Mashaka (Guest) on November 17, 2021
😆 That punchline was epic!
Zulekha (Guest) on November 7, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
Abdillah (Guest) on November 4, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on November 1, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Fadhili (Guest) on October 31, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 20, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Kijakazi (Guest) on October 17, 2021
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Shamim (Guest) on October 10, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Wande (Guest) on October 9, 2021
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 8, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Sumaya (Guest) on September 27, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
Omari (Guest) on September 27, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Azima (Guest) on September 14, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 9, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Arifa (Guest) on September 4, 2021
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Josephine (Guest) on September 2, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on September 2, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on August 25, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Yusra (Guest) on August 16, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 11, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Mhina (Guest) on August 6, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
Faiza (Guest) on August 4, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Asha (Guest) on July 31, 2021
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 25, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on July 24, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
David Sokoine (Guest) on July 17, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
Mchuma (Guest) on July 4, 2021
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 2, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳