🚗🐘 They both have trunks! 🐘🚗
Explanation: Both a car and an elephant have something in common: their trunks! While elephants use their trunks for various tasks like picking up food or spraying water, cars have their own "trunks" in the form of front compartments or trunks at the back where we can store our belongings. It's a playful way to connect two completely different things in a light-hearted and humorous manner. 🤩
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 26, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Rukia (Guest) on October 16, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
Binti (Guest) on September 30, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
Rabia (Guest) on September 27, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 26, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Salum (Guest) on September 25, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on September 20, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
Abubakar (Guest) on September 19, 2022
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 5, 2022
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Jafari (Guest) on September 2, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Charles Mrope (Guest) on September 2, 2022
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Fatuma (Guest) on August 29, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 26, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Omari (Guest) on August 24, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 10, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 10, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
James Mduma (Guest) on August 9, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Abdullah (Guest) on July 31, 2022
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 29, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
Neema (Guest) on July 20, 2022
😅 I’m still laughing!
Shabani (Guest) on July 18, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
Rehema (Guest) on July 17, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Biashara (Guest) on July 13, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Saidi (Guest) on July 13, 2022
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
John Mushi (Guest) on July 12, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 12, 2022
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Nasra (Guest) on June 16, 2022
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 28, 2022
😅 I needed that laugh!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 25, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
Grace Minja (Guest) on May 16, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on April 27, 2022
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 26, 2022
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on April 24, 2022
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 22, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 20, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 14, 2022
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 13, 2022
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 11, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on April 10, 2022
😆 Totally hilarious!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 10, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 28, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
Irene Makena (Guest) on March 24, 2022
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on March 19, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Leila (Guest) on March 14, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Shamsa (Guest) on March 7, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on March 6, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 23, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 18, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 15, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Zakia (Guest) on February 14, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 5, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 24, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 26, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 20, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 18, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on December 3, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 27, 2021
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 13, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Sarafina (Guest) on November 12, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Mwajuma (Guest) on November 8, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅