Short Answer: "You've got the 'write' stuff, pencil! โ๏ธ๐ช"
Explanation: The paper is trying to cheer up the pencil and boost its confidence by using a play on words. By saying "You've got the 'write' stuff," the paper is essentially saying that the pencil is great at what it does, which is writing. The use of the pencil emoji adds to the light-heartedness and playful nature of the response.
Farida (Guest) on October 12, 2022
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
Jafari (Guest) on October 12, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 11, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
Francis Njeru (Guest) on October 5, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Nuru (Guest) on September 19, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 6, 2022
๐ So funny!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 4, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 19, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Zulekha (Guest) on August 16, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 12, 2022
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 8, 2022
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Jabir (Guest) on August 5, 2022
Why canโt you trust stairs? Because theyโre always up to something! ๐๐ค
Mustafa (Guest) on July 30, 2022
๐ Iโm still laughing!
Nahida (Guest) on July 20, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
Bahati (Guest) on July 19, 2022
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on July 13, 2022
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Rahma (Guest) on July 12, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 7, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 7, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Fadhili (Guest) on June 30, 2022
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 26, 2022
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
Nyota (Guest) on June 24, 2022
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Majid (Guest) on June 13, 2022
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 4, 2022
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 2, 2022
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 1, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 23, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Abubakari (Guest) on May 22, 2022
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 22, 2022
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Rahim (Guest) on May 14, 2022
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Arifa (Guest) on May 9, 2022
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Halima (Guest) on May 9, 2022
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on May 8, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
Zainab (Guest) on April 28, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 26, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
Shukuru (Guest) on April 24, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 22, 2022
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 20, 2022
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
David Chacha (Guest) on April 19, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 16, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 14, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on April 13, 2022
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Neema (Guest) on April 13, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on April 6, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Hashim (Guest) on March 8, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 27, 2022
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 18, 2022
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Mzee (Guest) on February 12, 2022
๐ Iโm dying over here!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 6, 2022
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
David Chacha (Guest) on February 3, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 27, 2022
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Baraka (Guest) on January 25, 2022
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Abubakari (Guest) on January 13, 2022
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 12, 2022
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on January 9, 2022
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Nassor (Guest) on January 7, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 4, 2022
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Irene Makena (Guest) on January 1, 2022
Donโt make me adult today. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Halimah (Guest) on December 17, 2021
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on December 11, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐