What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! 🥕🥕
Explanation:
The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? 🥕😄
Selemani (Guest) on July 27, 2022
😅 I needed that laugh!
Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 27, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 25, 2022
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 19, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
Maneno (Guest) on July 9, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Sekela (Guest) on July 5, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 3, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 26, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Nassar (Guest) on June 11, 2022
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
Omar (Guest) on June 1, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Zawadi (Guest) on May 26, 2022
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 21, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Hamida (Guest) on May 13, 2022
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
Salum (Guest) on April 30, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
Chris Okello (Guest) on April 20, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
Rukia (Guest) on April 20, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Raha (Guest) on April 19, 2022
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
Halimah (Guest) on April 4, 2022
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 30, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Kahina (Guest) on March 23, 2022
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Amina (Guest) on March 6, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
Nahida (Guest) on March 4, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
George Wanjala (Guest) on February 18, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 5, 2022
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Kahina (Guest) on January 20, 2022
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 20, 2022
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 17, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 15, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
Hamida (Guest) on January 8, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Jaffar (Guest) on January 8, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 6, 2022
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 6, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
Rahim (Guest) on December 30, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 7, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 17, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 3, 2021
🤣 This one’s fire!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 31, 2021
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
John Kamande (Guest) on October 19, 2021
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
Fatuma (Guest) on October 18, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 16, 2021
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 15, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Mustafa (Guest) on October 1, 2021
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Irene Makena (Guest) on September 8, 2021
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 27, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 26, 2021
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 25, 2021
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Fikiri (Guest) on August 24, 2021
😄 You got me!
Jamal (Guest) on August 20, 2021
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Sofia (Guest) on August 18, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 11, 2021
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
Shani (Guest) on August 4, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
Sekela (Guest) on July 29, 2021
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 27, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 3, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Zubeida (Guest) on June 21, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 17, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 12, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
Victor Malima (Guest) on June 9, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 4, 2021
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Majid (Guest) on May 31, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️