What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

Selemani (Guest) on July 27, 2022

😅 I needed that laugh!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 27, 2022

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 25, 2022

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 19, 2022

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Maneno (Guest) on July 9, 2022

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Sekela (Guest) on July 5, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on July 3, 2022

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 26, 2022

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Nassar (Guest) on June 11, 2022

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Omar (Guest) on June 1, 2022

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Zawadi (Guest) on May 26, 2022

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on May 21, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Hamida (Guest) on May 13, 2022

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Salum (Guest) on April 30, 2022

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 20, 2022

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Rukia (Guest) on April 20, 2022

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Raha (Guest) on April 19, 2022

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Halimah (Guest) on April 4, 2022

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 30, 2022

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Kahina (Guest) on March 23, 2022

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Amina (Guest) on March 6, 2022

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Nahida (Guest) on March 4, 2022

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

George Wanjala (Guest) on February 18, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on February 5, 2022

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Kahina (Guest) on January 20, 2022

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 20, 2022

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 17, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 15, 2022

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Hamida (Guest) on January 8, 2022

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Jaffar (Guest) on January 8, 2022

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 6, 2022

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 6, 2022

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Rahim (Guest) on December 30, 2021

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 7, 2021

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on November 17, 2021

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 3, 2021

🤣 This one’s fire!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 31, 2021

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

John Kamande (Guest) on October 19, 2021

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Fatuma (Guest) on October 18, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 16, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 15, 2021

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mustafa (Guest) on October 1, 2021

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Irene Makena (Guest) on September 8, 2021

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 27, 2021

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 26, 2021

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 25, 2021

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Fikiri (Guest) on August 24, 2021

😄 You got me!

Jamal (Guest) on August 20, 2021

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Sofia (Guest) on August 18, 2021

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Chris Okello (Guest) on August 11, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Shani (Guest) on August 4, 2021

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Sekela (Guest) on July 29, 2021

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 27, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on July 3, 2021

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Zubeida (Guest) on June 21, 2021

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 17, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 12, 2021

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 9, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 4, 2021

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Majid (Guest) on May 31, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️