Short Answer: The hairdresser won the race because they knew how to make every strand of hair "run"!
Explanation: The hairdresser won the race because they used their expertise in styling hair to make it look like it was running, giving them an extra boost of speed! πββοΈπ¨
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 29, 2022
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on April 27, 2022
π I need to save this one forever!
Rubea (Guest) on April 25, 2022
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 25, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. π©³π
Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 17, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 6, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 1, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 27, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Rukia (Guest) on March 25, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 25, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 11, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Mchuma (Guest) on March 8, 2022
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 5, 2022
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on March 1, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Nyota (Guest) on February 27, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 25, 2022
π This just made my day!
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 24, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. π©π
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on February 3, 2022
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ππ
Zubeida (Guest) on January 20, 2022
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on January 19, 2022
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on January 12, 2022
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ππ»
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 11, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. π΄π
Kiza (Guest) on January 8, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
Hamida (Guest) on December 16, 2021
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 7, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 7, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
Rubea (Guest) on December 6, 2021
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
Warda (Guest) on December 4, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
Fatuma (Guest) on November 30, 2021
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 24, 2021
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 18, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 17, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 15, 2021
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 26, 2021
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 26, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 23, 2021
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Aziza (Guest) on October 22, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Hawa (Guest) on October 18, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ§
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 16, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on October 14, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Mustafa (Guest) on October 12, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on October 2, 2021
π That punchline!
Nashon (Guest) on October 2, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
Sarafina (Guest) on September 26, 2021
I canβt believe how funny this is! π
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 16, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
Mhina (Guest) on September 8, 2021
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 29, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 26, 2021
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
George Mallya (Guest) on August 18, 2021
I was having a bad day until I read this! π
David Ochieng (Guest) on August 12, 2021
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
Binti (Guest) on August 12, 2021
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on July 30, 2021
π What a joke!
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 25, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Nashon (Guest) on July 4, 2021
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Khadija (Guest) on July 3, 2021
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 24, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 21, 2021
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 15, 2021
π That punchline was epic!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on June 15, 2021
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on June 13, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ